Wednesday, November 01, 2006

British scientists grow human liver in a laboratory

British scientists grow human liver in a laboratory

Wow, is all I can say, think of the potential for this! I just hope I can reap the benefits in my life time. And the Christian fundamentalists don't try to stop it.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

MTV Cribs homeless parody



I have decided to do a serious of posts about homeless life (alright, mostly video clips). So, without any further ado, here is a parody of MTV cribs about homeless bum’s cribs.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Monday, September 04, 2006

Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin Killed by Stingray

Well it appears crocodile hunter Steve Irwin died. Kinda like that bear guy. I saw that movie just a week or so ago with some freinds. He was killed when a stingray stabed him through the heart.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Ozzy Osbourne - Mr. Crowley video

Jesus man, I'v never been a huge fan of Ozzy Osbourne's stuff, until I saw this:



Mr.Crowley

(can you say coked out drummer?)

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Comments

Iv decided to enable commenting on postes. I enabled it at the beggining but then stopped it thus the comments on the early post but not the newer ones. So comment away!

In other news I really want to get this blog off the ground, god im so conflicted, I dont have time for anything. Also im not sober most of the time I update , including now, so thats why the spelling is so fucked up.

I'm starting school in two days. I only have two days of summer left. I only had two weeks of vacation the whole fucking summer two. fuck this im outta here

Friday, August 25, 2006

Here I am!

I'm back!

Well my cameras broken courtesy of my sister, and I hope to see if it's cover under warranty.

I almost got bitten by a black widow spider on a children's playground of all places as well.

I'm starting new school in September (well it's kinda new, that's a long story). Anyways I'm going through some difficult times and have to make some important decision's. So excuse any lack of new updates in a timely manner.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Mel Gisons gets arrested for drunk driveing and his ant-semetic rant.

TMZ has learned that Mel Gibson went on a rampage when he was arrested Friday on suspicion of drunk driving, hurling religious epithets. TMZ has also learned that the Los Angeles County Sheriff's department had the initial report doctored to keep the real story under wraps.

TMZ has four pages of the original report prepared by the arresting officer in the case, L.A. County Sheriff's Deputy James Mee. According to the report, Gibson became agitated after he was stopped on Pacific Coast Highway and told he was to be detained for drunk driving Friday morning in Malibu. The actor began swearing uncontrollably. Gibson repeatedly said, "My life is f****d." Law enforcement sources say the deputy, worried that Gibson might become violent, told the actor that he was supposed to cuff him but would not, as long as Gibson cooperated. As the two stood next to the hood of the patrol car, the deputy asked Gibson to get inside. Deputy Mee then walked over to the passenger door and opened it. The report says Gibson then said, "I'm not going to get in your car," and bolted to his car. The deputy quickly subdued Gibson, cuffed him and put him inside the patrol car.

TMZ has learned that Deputy Mee audiotaped the entire exchange between himself and Gibson, from the time of the traffic stop to the time Gibson was put in the patrol car, and that the tape fully corroborates the written report.

Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me."

The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"

The deputy became alarmed as Gibson's tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, "What the f*** do you think you're doing?"

A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

We're told Gibson took two blood alcohol tests, which were videotaped, and continued saying how "f****d" he was and how he was going to "f***" Deputy Mee.

Gibson was put in a cell with handcuffs on. He said he needed to urinate, and after a few minutes tried manipulating his hands to unzip his pants. Sources say Deputy Mee thought Gibson was going to urinate on the floor of the booking cell and asked someone to take Gibson to the bathroom.

After leaving the bathroom, Gibson then demanded to make a phone call. He was taken to a pay phone and, when he didn't get a dial tone, we're told Gibson threw the receiver against the phone. Deputy Mee then warned Gibson that if he damaged the phone he could be charged with felony vandalism. We're told Gibson was then asked, and refused, to sign the necessary paperwork and was thrown in a detox cell.

Deputy Mee then wrote an eight-page report detailing Gibson's rampage and comments. Sources say the sergeant on duty felt it was too "inflammatory." A lieutenant and captain then got involved and calls were made to Sheriff's headquarters. Sources say Mee was told Gibson's comments would incite a lot of "Jewish hatred," that the situation in Israel was "way too inflammatory." It was mentioned several times that Gibson, who wrote, directed, and produced 2004's "The Passion of the Christ," had incited "anti-Jewish sentiment" and "For a drunk driving arrest, is this really worth all that?"

We're told Deputy Mee was then ordered to write another report, leaving out the incendiary comments and conduct. Sources say Deputy Mee was told the sanitized report would eventually end up in the media and that he could write a supplemental report that contained the redacted information -- a report that would be locked in the watch commander's safe.

Initially, a Sheriff's official told TMZ the arrest occurred "without incident." On Friday night, Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore told TMZ: "The L.A. County Sheriff's Department investigation into the arrest of Mr. Gibson on suspicion of driving under the influence will be complete and will contain every factual piece of evidence. Nothing will be sanitized. There was absolutely no favoritism shown to this suspect or any other. When this file is presented to the Los Angeles County District Attorney, it will contain everything. Nothing will be left out."

On Saturday, Gibson released the following statement:

"After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health.

Does this thing even need a comment from me? All I can Say is LOL, so much for Mr. Religious devout Catholic.


In other news I went clubbing last night and wore sandals due to my enormously large feet which will not fit into shoes and some steps on my toe with a STILLETO heel.

And I was dancing with a girl at the time too. I yelled FUCK and she ran off. Lol. It was packed as hell and hot as a bitch.


Thursday, July 20, 2006

Borat's Guide to Etiquette



Funny stuff, "Borat's Guide to Etiquette", this is by the same guy who plays Ali g.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

"Real World" Cast Member Arrested

CROMWELL, Conn. (July 11) - A cast member on MTV's "The Real World" was arraigned on a misdemeanor assault charge after police said she bit her boyfriend during a domestic dispute.

Paula Ann Meronek, 25, allegedly bit her boyfriend several times when he refused to let her into their home early Sunday morning, police said.

"I think it was an argument that led to one thing then another," said Cromwell Police Chief Anthony Salvatore. "He attempted to keep her from the house. It got physical and we were contacted."

Meronek, who was arraigned Monday, was charged with third-degree assault, which carries a potential penalty of a year in prison. She is due back in court Aug. 11. No lawyer was listed in court documents.

Her boyfriend, John Alyward, was charged with disorderly conduct. The arrest was first reported by The Middletown Press.

"The Real World," now in its 17th season, puts seven strangers together in an exotic locale - this time in a Key West, Fla., beach house.

George Cabico, a spokesman for the show's producers, said filming is complete and the arrest will not affect the show.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Axl Tommy Fight

Awile ago I posted a link about Tommy Hilfiger and Axl Rose getting into a fight. Well hears a funny video I found which parodies it.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Party time!

Went clubbing with some freinds last night, was fucking fun but im deaf now. In fact iv been clubbing every night for the last week or so. I need to take it easy on the juice and er, tic tacs too. Hey this post was writtuj under the influenmce too, so excuse the spelling errors.

in fact rant time:

i fuckin hate teases. if you dont like someone dont lead them on, if you do go write on, but dont be supprised when they make a move.

thats why i like clubs, you just go up there and dasnce with random chicks and have a good time, not much pretentious or acward shit. you get rejected? no props just go to the next one, youl find someomne

in real life you dont have that kind of recoverey time. whater fuck trhis and fuck life have fun!!!!!!!



No one needs the sorrow
No one needs the pain
I hate to see you
Walking out there
Out in the rain

So don't chastise me
Or think I mean you harm

Of those that take you

Leave you strung out
Much too far
Baby

Don't ever leave me
Say you'll always be there
All I ever wanted
Was for you
To know that I care

Friday, June 23, 2006

Mad TV - Ecstasy Commercial



That was a funny parody of the zoloft commercials.

Ali G Speaks About Drugs Video



Ali G exposed! Lol, but seriously get some new material.

Da Ali G Show - Dangerous Drugs Video



I just watched this, fucking hilarious. If you’re not familiar with Ali G, he is a character who uses satire to poke fun at townies. Some people take his skit "for real" though, no pun intended ; )

Oh, drugs are bad mmmkay? Mmmmkayyy ;p

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Nothing to see here, move along

I think I might have to remove the video in the post below, because it's fucking up my page and making it load slow/weird.

If you want to watch it do so now.

Monday, June 19, 2006

The media twists it up

What they said happened:




What actually happened:





Don't you just love it how the media spins things?

Pseudo-launch- SurveyDetective.com

Well I'm announcing the pseudo-launch of SurveyDetectice.com, A site I created to evaluate the different paid survey sites.

Basically you sign up with a certain site and they send you surveys about certain products and issues and then pay you for it. You can actually accumulate quite a bit by doing this.

I signed up with the top couple of paid survey sites and evaluated their services, customer support, layout, and of course, surveys!

Anyway their are still a few things I have to tweak on the site, but check it out SurveyDetective.com

If you have questions about it or don't get the idea, you can of course email me.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Changes, changes.....

I think it's time to really make some changes.

I bought some weights yesterday, and I think I'll make the dive and buy hosting for the site, so I can transform it into something more tangible.

But I would either have to commit to a long ass contract at a good price, or go mouth to mouth at a high price. And I can't find a basic bench press bench.

And I got to take up the rug in the basement and probably replace it, so I can put the weights in it, and my drums.

Not to mention the fucking complicated transition between Blogger and Movable Type or Typepad which I'm not sure which one I want to use, well actually I do know, but I have to be practical.

Typepad is automatically Installed in most hosting companies, But I don't have a clue as to how to export it from blogger.

Damb, fuck it I'm not going to bore you with the details of my problems.

Fuck all this shit man, but I got to do it. If I do the hosting shit I'll probably have to put up ads or accept donations. It's not something I want to do, but I'm a broke ass mothefucker.


Any castle made of sand will fall into the sea, eventually....


And here's something for those of you who find the above boring (someone emailed this to me):

Edit: Video removed, it was making my page load REALLY slow. I might be able to upload it again in the future on a separate page or something.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

"Winnie the Pooh" (Winny Piece of Shit?)


Lets talk about Winnie the Pooh. Seriously think about it. "Winnie the Pooh," or winy piece of shit?. Winnie, looks like whinny and pooh is obviously shit, so there.

Here's some gay pics of him and his pals:



Look at that one, the little dude is hugging his penis area. Look at the expression on Winnie the Pooh's face.

I think a good caption for that would be "yea, that's right, suck it bitch." The little guy looks like he's really enjoying it too.

Tiger looks like he's saying "well, that's Winnie the Pooh,"and that rabbit looks like he might just have his hand stuck up the donkeys ass.

Look at the first pic even, it looks like he's lifting up his shirt, flashing his goods, and sayin "touch it won't you?" Look at his face.



That one looks kinda like he's taking bong hits, I wish and had photoshop so I could add on a bowl.

So yea, good stuff for the kids, huh? ; )

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Guns n' Roses Vh1 parody



In case you didn't catch on the songs they parodied were "Welcome to the Jungle", "Patience" and "Paradise City."


Edit: Wrong video uploaded, it's fixed now though.

Paris Hilton's new song single (music video) "Stars are Blind"

It seems Paris Hilton is branching into the lucrative music business.

She called into LA's KIIS-FM hosted by Ryan Seacrest Friday morning for the world premiere of her new single "Stars are Blind"

The video consists almost entirely of Paris on a beach being fondled by some guy, and later she gives a lap dance to a coconut tree.

Here’s the video:

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

6/6/06, "666"


Well today if you didn't notice, is 6/6/06, or "666".

Apparently this only happens once a century or so, so all you wiccan/satan freaks rejoice! ; )






Like Father, like Daughter ; )

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when we conspire to conceive

It seems a spider accidentally ate some crank and weaved a web all through my entire yard:







If you look really hard, you can see some of the spider web.

The pics don't do it justice though, the entire lawn, was just completly COVERED in spider web, every inch.

That spider needs to lay off the tweak ; )

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Damb my big feet! er, some woman would say otherwise ; )

I keep smashing my feet into shit. I just yesterday broke my pinky toe, and a couple weeks ago hit my foot and split my big toe nail all the way up. Anyways I'm in a lot of pain right now, ouch, bye.

Friday, May 26, 2006

The world dosen't need another teen Mother


The world dosen't need another teen Mother.

Most especially think of the baby, always growing up never having what it needs because the Mother doesn’t have the money.

Being abused by family members who take their frustration about the situation out on the child, living with his Mother’s Mother.

The truth is, if you don't know a lot about child psychology and really KNOW for certain you can give the kid a good life, without screwing it up or raising it in an unhealthy way/environment, you shouldn’t have kids.

They don't need to be burdened with your problems or the sins of their forefathers.

That’s the stereotype though. I know a lot of Mothers who do all the bad things listed above and are in their 30’s.

I posted that on a lj when they were talking about teen Mothers

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

AT&T's Role in Spying


SAN FRANCISCO (May 23) - An online news outlet published papers Monday that it said document AT&T's alleged role in a government effort to spy on Internet traffic.

The internal company documents and other materials were assembled by Mark Klein, a former AT&T technician. Klein also gave internal AT&T documents earlier this year to privacy advocate Electronic Frontier Foundation, which sued the telecommunications giant challenging the Bush administration's secretive domestic surveillance program.

It wasn't clear whether the documents published Monday by Wired News were the same as those at the heart of the lawsuit against AT&T. Wired News acknowledged it could not be sure, because the federal judge presiding over the case has sealed the records.

But Wired News said the AT&T documents "appear to be excerpted from material that was later filed in the lawsuit under seal."

The papers are a blend of corporate blueprints and Klein's own interpretation of them. They seem to provide a detailed account of how AT&T used "splitters" to tap into gigantic fiber-optic lines that carry Internet traffic.

Klein writes that AT&T installed the splitters, which diverted light signals carrying data, into a "secret room" where the information could be analyzed.

Among the equipment Klein said was installed there was a Narus STA 6400. Narus manufactures data-mining devices that let companies and other entities sift through the information in Internet traffic and identify nuggets of interest in e-mail, users' Web-surfing and even Internet phone calls.


AT&T has asked the Electronic Frontier Foundation to return the documents to the company.

"We believe the public's right to know the full facts in this case outweighs AT&T's claims to secrecy," Wired News said in a statement posted on its Web site accompanying the story.

Jesus Christ, so much for constitutional rights, right?

Anyway if you have AT&T fucking switch man!

Not only for your privacy and rights, but to make a statement that consumers will not put up with these gross violations of out rights and accept mistreatments by corporations.

That's even if this story is true, it could just be made up by Klein to make money, ect.

But judging by AT&T's reaction, they appeared as if they were hiding something, that's for sure.

Hey, even look at there logo.

Looks like the death star, no? Coincidence? I think not ; )


Monday, May 22, 2006

tommy hilfiger axl rose fight

May 20, 2006 -- Tommy Hilfiger really showed his "Appetite for Destruction" yesterday when he pummeled Guns N' Roses frontman Axl Rose in a dispute over a VIP table at Rosario Dawson's birthday party, sources said.

The midnight turf battle erupted when Axl moved Hilfiger's girlfriend's drink in the banquette area of The Plumm nightclub on West 14th Street - where the "Rent" actress was celebrating her 27th birthday.

A densely packed crowd of celebs - including Lenny Kravitz and Kid Rock - had ringside seats to the battle.

The feisty fashionista was acting all gangsta, hitting Axl with a flurry of punches, one that landed under Rose's eye.

"First [Axl and Tommy] were sitting. Then they were pulling on each other . . . It got so out of control," said a shocked witness.

As the punch-up escalated, Hilfiger introduced Rose to some "November Pain" with a blow to the cheek. Club guards quickly tried to separate the men.

"A bunch of security ran over - but Tommy would not back down. He was just out to take him down," the witness said.

"Kid Rock got trampled by people running over. It was unbelievable."

Eventually, the designer's own bodyguard pulled him out of the club.

Yesterday, club owner Noel Ashman pointed the finger at Hilfiger: "Axl was a gentleman and had the good sense not to retaliate, as he would have done some serious damage to Hilfiger."

Rose said the attack was unprovoked, in an interview with The Post in his dressing room.

The singer said Hilfiger may have been angry because he'd been told to move to make room for Rose and his entourage.

Rose described Hilfiger as "foaming at the mouth."

When Rose took the stage a few minutes later to perform the song "You're Crazy," he dedicated it "to my good friend Tommy Hilfiger."

Kid Rock, wearing a black-brimmed hat and smoking a cigar, took his fellow rocker's side, and explained that Hilfiger was upset because he is way further down on the fame food chain.

The hierarchy, according to Kid Rock, begins with mere mortals and works its way up to sports stars.

"After that it's movie stars, then rock stars, then Michael Jordan." Hilfiger is somewhere between a mere mortal and a sports star in this ranking.

Lenny Kravitz seemed to side with Hilfiger, and also fled the club soon after Hilfiger got the heave-ho.

Hilfiger's peeps would not comment yesterday.

The funny thing is, now that axl rose is doing the "rock in rio festival" he now gets all this publicity.

This is like the third time I’ve seen him in the news in the last couple of days. Actually it's not funny at all, it's stereotypical.

But anyways, it's good that axl is finally getting back into the spotlight, he sure has been out for a long time...

But, you wanna know my opinion on this?

I don't know the exact age difference between the two, but it seems like a stupid thing for hilfiger to pick a fight with rose.

And rose seems like a pussy for just taking it and not defending himself, and don't give me that gentleman shit.

If someone starts a fight with you and you don't defend yourself, in my humble opinion, your a pussy.


Friday, May 19, 2006

A day in the life of a homeless man



An interesting look into a day in the life of a homeless man, where a group of homeless men live in the park and smoke weed and do meth.

It's true though, a lot of homeless people do choose to be homeless. Being homeless is a philosophy on life, if you want to do that, go for it, no bills right?

But don't accost me for money. It's your philosophy not mine (although it is interesting) otherwise get a job.

That's one thing I always wondered, wouldn’t it take just as much time and effort begging for money on the street as it would to have a job?

But hey, I’m not here to judge you, go for it if you want I guess, it’s your life...

A students final exam




Now if only shit like this happened in real life. Or does it? I'm talking about the last scene, obviously.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Different malaysian bloggers

Congratulations matt, you are...




Lainie Yeoh of tabulas.com/~lainie


You are funny, smart, experimental, sarcastic and artistic. You can be mean and obnoxious if you want to but most the time you're just a soft, romantic and sentimental person. Come to think of it, you are kinda like a durian - hard and thorny on the outside, but soft and sweet (not smelly) on the inside. You're always getting into trouble whether you like it or not. Your friends play a big part in your life and rightfully so because you'll never give up an opportunity to help them out if they ask. You are the life of the party.



Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?



I think that description fits me pretty well, but I don’t know how happy I am about being a woman ; ) It's understandable though, there aren’t very many different Malaysian bloggers , and this guy probably only has a couple on his list of which I can count on one hand. It's okay though, I'm secure in my sexuality :)

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Romeo and juliet flash film parody sorta thing

Like, oh my gawd! If you have ten minutes watch this flash thingy, it had me in stitches. It's a Romeo and juliet flash film parody sorta thing. Word dat.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/romjul.php

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Oh, lady microwave, where art thou? Come to me in my time of need!

I need to get a microwave, as unbelievable as that might sound, no I don't have one.

I had a really dangerous one built into the wall when I was a kid (grandma put tin foil and a cup into it _ (.

It would be so sweet if I had one. Hungry? Just take some Tupperware out and nuke it for 30 seconds, there you go, there’s dinner! Longing....for my lady. Lady wave.

I really need to get a new answering machine

Yea, seriousily. All these people call all the time that I don't want to talk to. It was great when I had one, because I could just screen the calls. Aaa, good times. It broke though.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

German Shepard-wolf comparison

I was just sitting here, some chick was walking a German Shepard, and it got me thinkin'. Having your own German Shepard is like having your own personal wolf to sic on people. Think about it.

German Shepards are about the same size of one; they have large teeth, are intelligent, enjoy biting people, and long walks along the beach. ;) If this dog sounds right for you call 1800-love.







P.S.-Did you know they have white German Shepherds? Look...


Monday, May 01, 2006

All the Tunes on Napster Are Free Again (Ad-Supported Site Lets You Listen Five Times)

(May 1) - All the songs on Napster are free again.

In a bid to gain traction against Apple's dominant iTunes online music store, Napster over the weekend shifted to an advertising-supported model. Visitors can listen to any of the 2 million tunes in its catalog without having to fork over a credit card or download the Napster software application.

But there is a catch. You can only listen to a song five times. After that, you have to either buy it for 99 cents or sign up for a monthly subscription.

Still, "This is the closest we have ever come to the original vision of the Napster service that swept the world in 1999 - except now, it's legal," says Napster CEO Chris Gorog.

Napster has 600,000 subscribers. It offers unlimited online listening to songs for $9.95 a month, or $14.95 for a version that lets you transfer songs to certain portable devices.

The service is compatible with digital music devices that include the SanDisk Sansa and Samsung Z10, but not Apple's iconic iPod, which has a 77.6% market share, according to researcher NPD Group.

Napster, the original unauthorized music-swapping site, was born in a college dorm before the record labels persuaded the courts to shut it down. The new Napster, launched in 2003, has lost more than $73 million over the last two years, according to equity firm American Technology Research.

The company, now based in Los Angeles, spent heavily in 2005 on an advertising campaign that included a Super Bowl ad. That helped increase sales "by 100%," Gorog says.

Now Gorog says the boom in online advertising can pay off for Napster, which averages 2 million visitors a month to its website. Walt Disney and Guitar Center have signed up as sponsors; more will be announced this week.

"Napster clearly had to find something different," says American Technology Research analyst P.J. McNealy. "But until the device market for non-iPods picks up, Napster faces an uphill battle."

To pull off the ad-supported music model, Gorog needed the approval of the record labels, which will get a cut of the ad revenue.

"Ad-supported music is something we've been encouraging all the services to try," says Larry Kenswil, president of Universal Music's eLabs unit.

Napster competes with RealNetworks' Rhapsody service, among others. Rhapsody also has a free preview, letting users sample 25 songs a month at no charge. Real says it has 1.4 million subscribers for its music properties.

David Card, an analyst at JupiterResearch, says Napster's ad-supported model gives users a better feel for the service and will encourage them to become subscribers. "It's a really good offering," he says.

Napster hasn't found more acceptance from its subscription model "because it requires explanation and a change in consumer behavior," he says. "This promotion will help people understand subscriptions."

Sounds like a publicity stunt to me. Also it's not like this is so innovative, Yahoo! music, AOL music ect. have been doing it for a long time.

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we conspire to conceive...

Went on a long bike ride today through some woods and nature land. I sure wish I had my camera, cause I saw some cool shit, including a vintage rolls royce, and a piece of shit that looked like a dead baby chicken. I might put up a pic I took though tomorrow, or later, but not now.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Fuck those fucking motherfucker drums ; )

I think those fucking drums are making me deaf. I don't know if it's just that the people I talk to mumble (a lot of them do) or what, but I have had to ask "What?", "Huh?" and "excuse me?" more that I’ve been comfortable with lately.

And I know what you’re thinking “why doesn’t he just use ear plugs?" I do and they don't help. I even have a pair of those huge Remington brand headphones used for shotgun practice, and no they don't help.

In fact it's worse. I just play louder to compensate for the protection, which destroys the drums and my hearing. Plus I can't hear the fine overtones and subtle sound of using a certain technique.

It probability doesn’t help I play them in a semi-enclosed space, but where else am I supposed to put them?

Sunday, April 23, 2006

I hate maddox!

I don't even know where to start with this one. I fucking hate that guy, his lame site, and his pathetic book. He is not funny, he is not manly, he is a nerdy, whiny, arrogant, pathetic excuse of a human being.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

I got the keys to the bank


I went downtown last night, was totally crunk, walked into shit and almost got hit by more than one car.

But I digress; I was walking through a bank parking lot. Something catches my eye; it's a set of keys directly below the banks front door lock.


Hmm, I think, should I take them? Leave them? Maybe I can get a reward from turning them into the bank? But maybe they would suspect I was somehow involved in it?

I was with some friends who had objections to me taking it, so ultimately I left it there. There was a camera pointed at the doorway, I don't think taking the keys would be illegal, but who knows?

Excuse me, where is the off switch to my mind?

It's sunny but chilly outside. But it's cool, I'm gettin' a tan. I need to tan my neck though, it won't tan. I need to get some new sunglasses, and maybe one of those hats that bookies wear when they count money, excuse me........

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Dead men tell no tales

I slept like a dead man last night. I fell asleep playing the guitar at 6 o' clock, and had incredibly vivid dreams. I’ve been going through a lot of shit lately and I got some nice reflection off of that. The problem is, I often get reflections like that but after it's over, I can't always remember the finer points of it.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

cranking off in public

Can you believe that nothing shows up in a Google image search for "cranking off in public”? Strange.


You would think their would be some strange masturbation pics in their.

Oh, and I didn't go searching for weird porno today. I was reading a site and the guy was talking about cranking off to furry midget sex in public (quite a combination, huh).

I haven't heard the term “cranking off" used before to refer to masturbation, so I though, I wonder what will show up? And their you have it.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Death mask

Look at that picture, see it? Do you really see it?

That picture is of a dead crab skeleton (or something of that nature). Look in the middle. What do you see? It's its death mask. See the face? You can see it if you look close.

In other news, I really need to get off my ass and get some hosting. But I have a dilemma. I hate solving dilemmas. My whole life is a dilemma. Fuck this, I'm going for a walk...

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

There is a fine line between genius and insanity and other cliché terms

The more I think about that, the more it's true. I see so many people that are intelligent, but are also fucking nuts. But hey, everyone’s crazy.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Tom cruise look alikes

Today some chick told me I look like Tom Cruise, a young Tom Cruise that is. I'm a sexy beast, must be that new hair cut :P

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Haircut part 2: revenge of the hair

I finally did get a haicut today. I feel as if a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....:)

Friday, March 31, 2006

Haircut

I need a haircut. I should go tonight. I wonder if I will?

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Headache time!

I have been getting constant, persistent headaches daily which are not responding (at all) to OTC pain medications. Ow. Am going to the doctor tomorrow to try and take care of it. I just took a nasal decongestant (pseudoephedrine, w/ 500mg acetaminophen in an attempt to kill the pain) and find it quite stimulating. I wonder if it feels different then normal ephedrine.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

I feel depressed

I feel depressed, the whole nature and "point of life" is fucked up, so is human nature. Today, lying in bed, I realized something. Antarctica, looked at from a certain angle, looks like pacman.

Friday, March 17, 2006

"civil war" by guns n' roses



"civil war" by guns n' roses. Pretty early video, it has the original drummer. Fucking sweet solos by slash. Awesome video, I dunno what's up with that donation thing at the bottom though...

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Alleged Drunken Neurosurgeon Arrested In Operating Room

Alleged Drunken Neurosurgeon Arrested In Operating Room

From AP press

OAKLAND, Calif. -- The chief of neurosurgery at Highland Hospital was wrestled to an operating room floor by deputies and arrested after allegedly throwing a drunken fit when a nurse refused to let him operate, authorities said.

Federico Castro-Moure, 45, was arrested Monday night on suspicion of being under the influence of alcohol and interfering with the duty of officers, said Alameda County sheriff's Lt. Jim Knudson.

Castro-Moure became belligerent after insisting on operating on a man who broke his ankles and fractured his spine in a two-story fall, according to the sheriff's department.

Two other surgeons had determined the injuries were not life-threatening, but Castro-Moure insisted the man would die if he did not receive immediate attention, the report said.

He "threw a fit" and began yelling and cursing at staff when they told him equipment for the procedure needed to be transferred from another hospital, according to the report. When the surgical instruments arrived, a nurse refused to allow Castro-Moure to operate until they could be sterilized.

Castro-Moure threatened the nurse by punching his fist in his hand. He took a swing at deputies after they were called to intervene.

"Do you know that I am a (expletive) doctor, and I'm going to do what I want," he said, according to a witness.

He was booked into Glenn Dyer Detention Facility in Oakland and was released several hours later in lieu of $4,000 bail, a jail official said Thursday morning.

Castro-Moure was placed on leave while the hospital investigates the matter, hospital spokesman David Cone said.

A woman who answered the phone at Castro-Moure's home Thursday morning said the doctor had no comment.

Friday, March 03, 2006

I don't care anymore, It's just a hat, bitch!

I don't care anymore. I'm busy. Fuck this site. I have a thing called a life. Yea, I should probably update more. I'm busy. Enough said.

I have been wearing a certain football hat a friend gave me as a gift. Now everybody is commenting about it.

Seriously, WTF? I don't even follow that team.

Today someone almost knocked it off while commenting negatively about the said team, so I smashed his face in;

I don't take shit from nobody, Dogg ;)



It's just a hat, bitch!

Once a wolf shit right in front of me, they have big yellow eyes and look like large dogs. He just came up to me, and took a shit right in front of me. It was gross.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

"Dr beak" and the butter finger crisp cany bar commerial

I was watching TV the other night and this commercial comes on, it's advertising the "new" Butterfinger crisp candy bar (See the butter finger crisp commercial here, click on "watch it", you need QuickTime media player to see it)

I notice something on the commercial, in the part where they look at the screen advertising nose jobs, at the bottom they have a site for the dr. that is advertising, it's drbeak.com.

I think what the hell, I check it out and what'd ya know? It's a real site. And not just any old site, it's for a real live whack job doctor who is not licensed to perform surgery in the state he is practicing in (California) and he also performs nose jobs on animals. And get this, he also loves butter finger candy bars.

Take a look at some of his "galleries". He seems more adapt to making people look hideous, then making their noses smaller. What a nut.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Awesome video of slash playing the godfather theme



Slash plays the godfather theme. Awesome.

live performance of "sweet child o' mine"



Ooo, ouch watching this video was painful. Alx rose totaly killed it.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Gaining weight 'n shit

I have started weight training again, so despite my attempts of "easing" into it my muscles are sore. My protein powder is almost gone, so I gotta get some more, but it's not cheap and I’m debating whether I should get MRP (meal replacement powder) instead.

I also am considering taking creatine, but I think I should ask my doctor about that, I’m also concerned about my high calcium intake due to the huge amounts of milk I drink.

Speaking of milk does anyone know if it is a "good" quality protein. I heard somewhere that it isn’t. I dunno, email me about it.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

How to blow smoke rings


I learned how to blow smoke rings last night, its pretty cool, like they do in the movies. Here's a little trick, it's all in the he tongue and lips. Also I heard that even small amounts of alcohol enhance the effects of nicotine, so I had some red wine.



I love the feeling red wine gives me, the warmth that envelopes me when I drink it. Anyway later on I BANG my head into the doorframe leaning down to set a box of matches on a stool.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Weight training regimin, school, shit

Firstly I apologize to all my loyal readers about my lack of updated for the past week , I’ve been really busy with school and everything, I tried to post something and a funny video when I was drunk on Friday night but there was some kind of tag problem and blogger wouldn’t publish it. In current news I have begun a comprehensive weight training regimen and diet (eating more, not less) to gain some more muscle mass and weight. I started using flax seed oil, and interestingly it has stimulated my appetite somewhat.

Monday, January 30, 2006

Saturday night house party! YA!

Wicked cool party. I had a blast. Met a hot chick and got her AIM SN, we went up to my room and got drunk (I was already wasted). Jesus, she has a high alcohol tolerance. She drank about half a bottle of this crème' liqueur stuff, and seemed barely phased. Her SN isn’t appearing on my buddy list though, which worries me. She probably hasn’t signed on since then. Anyway I had a great time. Parties kick ass! One thing though is that she has a BF. She was like "just so you know, I have a boyfriend.” who is the brother of a friend of a friend. Now I have to devise some scheme to break them up, so I can ask her out. (No, I'm not being evil, word on the street is that he is really ugly and I don't think she likes him much) Oh, and did I mention I'm going back to school?

I'm a dreamer...

HASH(0x8d2ae20)
You are a dreamer- You know life can't get any

better (not like it as good) but you keep

searching for the one thing that will

complete you and make you happy, eben if you

no it doesn't exist you fight strong for what

u love.


What is your view on the world? (anime pics)
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Thursday, January 26, 2006

I need a good host that will allow me to host multiple domains

If anyone knows one email me (me@acoolblog.com) Aplus and godaddy are out, they are fucked up and don't do that. Fuck 'em.

God this is frustrating. I'm getting some top ten Google search terms but it’s for my old domain, a cool blog is only forwarded to it and no content is associated with it until I get a host. So I wonder if I will lose that. I wish blogger responded to emails. If only,....I have a dream....

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Sunflower seeds and AOL music with XM satellite radio

I got some sunflower seeds today, they kick ass. Although they are very salty.




I also discovered AOL radio with XM satellite radio that, also kicks ass. Apparently it's like listening to XM satellite radio for free.

Friday, January 20, 2006

What the hell "godaddy"


I just got of the phone with godaddy.com inquiring about hosting. I had heard some nasty things about there hosting, but I took them in (fairly) good faith. So I'm on the phone with them and they ask "what domain name do you plan on using with the hosting account" and of course I say "all of them" Then they tell me I can only use ONE domain name per hosting account. What the HELL!? What the hell kind of crazy fucked up company doesn’t allow their customers to due the seemingly normal thing of hosting multiple domains on one server?

Thursday, January 19, 2006

I'm dreamy

I was bored today so I took this quiz and got this:

You sound like the perfect man for me! I'm sure I'd
fall madly in love with you as soon as I met
you!


Are You The Man of My Dreams?
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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Isaac Hayes Hospitalized for Exhaustion


"MEMPHIS, Tenn. (Jan. 18) - Isaac Hayes was being treated at a Memphis hospital Tuesday for exhaustion, his longtime songwriting partner said.

"He's just overworked and had been in Atlantic City performing, the D.C. area performing, and in Tunica (Miss.) a couple of nights ago. He was just overworked," David Porter told The Commercial Appeal newspaper.

"He's doing much better," Porter added.

It was not immediately known which hospital the soul singer had checked into. Calls to his agents were not returned.

Hayes, 63, is best known for his 1971 No. 1 hit "Theme From Shaft," from the Richard Roundtree film. The soundtrack won the Oscar for best musical score.

More recently, he was the voice of the character Chef on the TV show "South Park."

During his time as a backup artist at Stax Records in Memphis, he established a songwriting partnership with Porter, and in the 1960s they wrote such hits for Sam and Dave as "Hold On, I'm Coming" and "Soul Man."


Jesus Christ, is this a joke? Hospitalized for exhaustion? You can be exhausted and get your immunity down, then catch something and be hospitalized for that (still pretty lame) but COME ON. This is just a lame publicity stunt.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Drunk thoughts in the clouds...

I did a little cleaning and wash today, and afterward I laid on my bed and listened to some music on my stereo, and had a little to drink. A though occurred to me. "Family guy" and to a lesser extend "American dad" are just rip offs of the Simpson’s. Think about it: the fat, alcoholic father, the bad, loser son, the nerdy, somewhat misunderstood daughter, and the seemingly loving, hardworking housewife. I never really cared for family guy’s low-brow humor anyway, but, stewy is awesome.

But that is the nature of TV and life, for every market there is a counter-market, and people will try and rip off something successful so that a little success rubs off on them.

Fyck that ISP

I just got off the phone with my ISP, where I have a site I'm developing hosted. Last time I called them they said that both there was no bandwidth limit (which I though was a little strange) and that I could get a domain name for it and hook it up.

After mouths of thinking and procrastination I finally bought one last night and tried to get it hooked up today. Now they tell me that there is a bandwidth limit and when I asked about hooking up my domain name I was told that they “don't do that". Beautiful.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Aim mail

I log into my aim account and what do I see? I have a message from Aim mail. I don't have a clue what that is and have never used it before (obviously it's mail!) So I try and log in, but I don't know my password. I have it on auto-login so I don't need to know. I can't retrieve it either because either my computer or aim.com is really fucked up because it’s just brings me to the same screen over and over again.

It was a nice day today so I went to the park and saw this massive pond all frozen over, it was reel pretty.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Auto-Erotic asphyxiation

From go ask alice...

"Dear Alice,

What is auto-erotic asphyxiation?



Dear Reader,

Inducing cerebral anoxia, a deficiency of oxygen in the brain, through self-applied suffocation methods while masturbating to orgasm is known as auto-erotic asphyxiation. Usually done by adolescent or young adult guys, it almost always remains a secret until they die accidentally.

The interference of blood supply to the brain brought on by auto-erotic asphyxiation can intensify sensations. That's because the lack of blood flow and oxygen can produce giddiness, lightheadedness, or exhilaration. It's also possible that the helplessness and self-endangerment inherent in the technique enhances the person's sexual gratification.

Of course, this same self-endangerment that may provide a thrill to the person carrying out auto-erotic asphyxiation also weakens one's self-control and judgment, possibly resulting in accidental death. It's estimated that between 500 and 1000 deaths occur annually in the United States from this dangerous type of masturbation."


Between 500-100 people DIE each year form fucking themselves. Wow, I always though someone saying "go fuck yourself" was a good suggestion ;)

Monday, January 09, 2006

AH! I can't take it anymore!

There's so much going on in my life right now it's pretty much impossible to document it all, but I'll do my best. I got my digital camera up and running (although I will probably not be able to keep it due to money problems) I took some pics




My life seems to be like Murphy’s Law right now, everything that could go wrong is. I know that is a defeatist attitude, but hey, what’re you gonna do?

I tied making some logos for this site, but that didn't work out, I can't download music, I'm having big money troubles, I can't decide on a domain name for two other sites I am working on and about million other things.


How do I plan on coping with all this you ask? A little thing called nutri-calm, a pill my Mother recommended that has valerian root, passion flower and some other stuff in it. I tried some last night, seems like pretty good stuff, but my mental functioning was not impaired, like with alcohol, so I'm going to take a larger dose tonight...

Saturday, January 07, 2006

New sleep schedule

I have to get up early (1 pm ;) soon so I am doing this sleep schedule that I invented few months ago. I sleep as late into the night as possible and then go to sleep as late as possible, gradually going to bed later and later until I am finally in a normal sleep routine.

I was going to take some melatonin to reset my biological clock, but I got so turned around and was going to bed so late It didn't seem worth it.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Please arrest me!

"LONDON (Jan. 5) - Police have urged supermodel Kate Moss to return to Britain to answer questions after a newspaper showed pictures of her apparently snorting cocaine last year.

The grainy images in the Daily Mirror tabloid prompted several fashion houses to sever ties with the 31-year-old, although her career has begun to recover since she left a drug rehabilitation clinic in the United States in October.

"We would like to appeal for her to return, see us, and tell us her side of the story," said London police Assistant Commissioner Tarique Ghaffur.

"For everybody's sake, and for her to move on, the sooner she speaks to us the better," he said in a statement on Thursday, adding that the mother-of-one would be dealt with "fairly and proportionately as would be the case with anybody else."

He said the net was closing in on other suspects in the case and that arrests were likely. A police spokeswoman added that none had been made so far.

Police do not intend to seek Moss' extradition from the United States, where media reports say she is planning to settle permanently with her three-year-old daughter Lila Grace.

"What we have done so far is conducted searches of the studios where the matter was filmed, in addition to obtaining the full digital recording of the incident which is currently being closely studied by the investigative team," Ghaffur added.

The pictures were taken in a London studio where Moss' then boyfriend, rock singer and self-confessed drug addict Pete Doherty, was recording. British newspapers have reported the couple has now split up.

POLICE TARGET "UPPER CLASS" USERS

The scandal in September prompted British fashion house Burberry and Swedish-based Hennes and Mauritz to cut ties with one of the most famous faces in fashion. France's Chanel also said they would not renew a contract with Moss when it expired.

Some fashion insiders criticized the labels, arguing that the use of illegal drugs like cocaine was already known to be widespread in the industry.

British police have made a point of targeting not only street dealers and users, but also what it calls "middle class and upper class drug users."

Moss, whose gaunt features ushered in the "heroin chic" fashion style of the 1990s, never confirmed cocaine allegations made against her, but issued a short statement after the scandal broke, apologizing to people she said she had let down.

Her London lawyers and modeling agency could not immediately be reached for comment on Thursday."




LOL
, This story is a joke. While there at it why don't they ask osama bin laden to come to America and turn himself into police?

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Miami Vice all, basement overflow

I saw Miami vice tonight, I was flipping through the channels and It popped up on "sleuth" apparently they have all sorts of those 80's crime shows like the Miami vice and the A-team.



My TV has a DVR (Digital video recorder) which enables you to pause live TV (cool stuff) So I pause it to go work put in a wash and I come back later, and it overflows, just my luck. The basement is covered in water; I haven't even cleaned it up yet. Also I got some fan mail today, cool stuff.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

New Layout, new software...

I'm getting tired of this layout and am thinking of changing it maybe with either movabletype or wordpress, I still don't know which one to use. Does anyone know if either of them have a feature that will enable me to move all the posts from this site over to the new one? I still need to get my own server. If any one knows anything or can can give me some space on their server/hosting account, email me at me@acoolblog.com or leave a comment(if I decide to enable it)

High on juice and cookies

I ran out of milk tonight, which pissed me off because I love milk; it tastes good, is good for you and has lots of protein in it, good stuff. Anyway, so I had to drink juice instead, we had some apple juice, orange juice and this Tropicana "fruit punch" stuff. I had been wanting to try that, so I gave it a taste. WOW!, it tastes just like that artificial red juice that tastes really good for you but is bad for you, except it's not. It's 100& juice. Anyway I drank about two bottles and I felt really wired and euphoric, like I do on caffeine. Good stuff.



Edit: I came back today to finish this post because halfway through I got really dizzy and never finished it.

Monday, January 02, 2006

Heavy limbs..

My arms and legs feel really heavy, like it takes effort to lift them, especially my legs. I wonder if it's because I'm sitting at my desk 24/7 working on my websites and shit. I saw a Seinfeld episode once where George’s legs atrophy form not walking for a while; I hope that doesn’t happen to me ;) Also my balls hurt because I took my boxers off last night when I was sleeping because they were too tight and I was hot, and I have a big package :)

Sunday, January 01, 2006

My name's Matt and I'm a workaholic...

It's strange, all my life I’ve hated working but now It's like even if I don’t want to work on something, I'm drawn to the computer like a magnet. It's an unstoppable force, and by "work" I mean my own work, as in my websites, not some dumbass in a traditional 9-5 job.

Happy New Year!!!

Don't drink too much, be safe and have fun. Here’s to a prosperous and happy new year! Cheers!

Saturday, December 31, 2005

Write letterz 'n shit, yo!



If that's not funny, I don't know what is...

"Without you" by del james

I was doing a little research as to the meaning to some of guns and roses songs, and I just read "without you". Apparently this is very hard to get a hold of. In case you’re not familiar with it "Without you" is a short story by Del James that three music videos by guns and roses are based on. They are "don't cry", "november rain" and "estranged". Perhaps I will post it soon.

Anyway it is a very sad, and depressing story and it has kind of turned some of my own logic on it’s head. All my life I wanted too be rich. I though it would bye happiness, love, power, prestige and anything else I could ever want in life. This story has shows that even with money that may not be the case. This is definitely going to bring some on contemplation...

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

A Cool Blog!

Alrighty the moment you all have been waiting for.... (drum roll please).....ACoolBlog.com! Yea that's right, that's the new domain name. It will still go to the old URL if you want, though. Anyway I got a digital camera and printer/scanner/copier for Christmas so I can upload photos now too.

Monday, December 26, 2005

Domain name forwarding


I'm really exited right now. I just bough a really cool domain name for a unrelated site I'm going to start, maybe I'll unveil the domain name once I get it up and running or maybe sooner, who knows?

Meanwhile Blogger support is nonexistent so I forwarded the domain name that I bought for this domain name to this address, but it could take like 24hrs for it to take affect, once that happens I will probably unveil the domain name you have all been so patiently waiting for.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Some Updates

My Dad is here and will be staying for a week, I'm not getting along with him as well as I expected, in fact I'm not getting along with my family at all. Blogger has not responded to my support email, which prompts a rant:

What the fuck, this is run by GOOGLE you would think that they would have better support, actually you would think they would have support, it is literally non existent! Now I am probably going to have to get my own host, setup blogging software on my own server, hookup my own domain name ect. I mean is it really that difficult to give me the name severs to point my domain name too! Anyway I hope I don't get blacklisted because of this...

One of the domains I own is about to expire, so I try and renew my payment info but is says incorrect credit card and then locks it, I can't change it for 24 hours! Fucking assholes...

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Home for the holidays

My Dad is coming home for the holidays; in fact he should be here by 10 if all goes well. Still no response form blogger, so no new domain name yet, sorry. In other interesting news I stayed up almost all night trying to get the activation key for Norton Internet Security 2006, no luck yet though.

Asian cat




Check put this asian cat;)

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Let it snow let it snow let it snow

It's snowing outside now, and it's real pretty, if this keeps up we may have a white christmas.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Headache…Tylenol

I had a headache all last night so I finally took 4 Tylenol to get rid of it. I actually had a headache for the past couple days but never took any pain pills for it...In other news I have yet to buy any Christmas presents for my family so I had better start doing that. I have yet to receive any response form blogger support so no domain hookup yet, but it shouldn’t be long. I'm hungry; I think I'll go make myself a sandwich...

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Well I finally bought a domain name...

I'm now in the process of hooking it up to this address, so it should work in a couple days...

Friday, December 16, 2005

Futurama



I watched Futurama today; it was quite good because it had sort of a subliminal message to it. It was the one where they go to a robot trade show, and the professor gets a new robot, bender feels inferior and scared of it and they want him to go to get an upgrade which he does, and while doing so has a dream of, fuck it this Is getting complicated, but long story short, he washes up on a dessert island,



and as he gets up only his body and one arm leave an imprint in the sand. This, as my educated readers will know is a parody of Robinson Crusoe, in that book when he is on the island he finds one footprint, not two in the sand, gets all paranoid and thinks it's the devil coming to get him. God this post has been a lot longer than I intended.

Oh, and sorry for the lack of updates over the last couple days, I took a sort of vacation away form the computer, because I am working on SIX websites at the SAME time, and I am stressed beyond belief. Anyone who has ever tried to make a website knows how stressful it can be. Multiply that by six. And I’m not talking about HAVEING six websites completed; I'm talking about DEVELOPING and PROMOTING SIX websites. It's a bitch.

A lot of futurams episodes can be cool, a lot cooler than what else they have lined up on “adult swim” what the hell kind of a name is that anyway “adult swim”. I bet they were stoned when they came up with that one, or maybe high on acid. I bet they were like “dude, you know what we should call our new channel, adult swim!” and the other executives were like “rad man, but it’s ur turn to refill the bong.”

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Hairy Jap Girl



Jesus Christ that's fucking gross. In case you live in a country where that's normal I'm talking about the arm pit hair.

Fuck Mcdonalds


I came across this hilarious picture today (I mean just look at the Chinese guy’s facial expression) so I just had to post it for you all: (you might want to click on it to see it better)

Friday, December 09, 2005

Porn Is Not Doing It For Me

It’s strange I’ve just gotten so bored with it, it's so same old, same old.

Sore throat

I woke up today with a sore throat, and had planned on going to the doctors but it went away. I could feel it "coming on" for the past couple days. Maybe it's the dry heat or something.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Movie Review: "The Rage In Placid Lake"

I watched "The Rage In Placid Lake" this morning and I must say I though it was going to be a boring and lame film but it was quite good. In fact I think it was one of those very rare films that comes along once in a while, that really reaches out and touches you, such as "Trust" and "Beijing Bicycle" and I don't mean in the way a priest touches alter boys.

I started watching it last night, but I was very tired and I though it was going to be stupid, so I just laid back on the couch and dozed, then went to bed, but this morning I said fuck it, it could be interesting?, and watched it and I'm glad to say I did. The movie is basically about a kid who is very intelligent and doesn’t want to conform to societies norms of being another drone in the corporate world. I think that the movie parallels my life in many ways, except for the fact that I never got beat up, I was the one beating others, and my parents were not new-age hippies. Interesting movie though.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Norton Internet Security 2006 Activation Key

Don't have one. What can I say, I downloaded the real version an it expired today. Fuck. If anyone has one contact me.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Marlboro Red Pack

Just got one from my man kosters. God that's got to be the most work I'v ever done to get a pack of smokes. Long story short the man dosen't always keep his promises and needs to keep a better eye on the clock (and the calender)

Marlboro Red Pack:

I'm Pissed

I really don't feel like updating today, but as It says I update every day. A guy I know was supposed to get some cigs for me today but never came through, so I'll have to do it tommorow. I was up all night and didn't get to sleep till noon. I was supposed to talk about my comp. today but It's a long story and I don't feel like it, mabye some other time. Peace.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Computer Problems



Sorry for the lack of updates over the last couple of days, I had some major computer trouble over the last couple of days and could not access the internet. I think I may have fixed most of the problem though. I'm really tired now and have a busy day tomorrow, plus my computer is still not at 100%, so I'll post more about it tomorrow.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Thanksgiving?, thankful for what?



You know I could really go off on a rant hear but I'm too tired. So all I'm going to say is my grandma is coming over for dinner and I hate her guts. For all you non-Americans who read this blog, thanksgiving celebrated when the settlers, who were hungry had a feast with the Indians, then they got drunk and killed each other. It was a memorable day in American history, not soon to be forgotten. Also I hear that other countries also celebrate thanksgiving, wtf? Why is the rest of the world always trying to adopt America’s culture? America’s culture really isn’t as great as it's cracked up to be, stick to your own culture, world, it's probably better. I didn’t explain that very well so I’m sure a lot of people are going to take that the wrong way and get offended. Oh well.

I'm so fucking wired right now!!


I feel like I'm on speed. I didn't eat much for thanksgiving dinner but I did have a piece of apple pie, and it got me so fucking high! The way the pie is made it has a huge amount of sugar on it and it got me really wired. The strange thing is that I am really physically stimulated, usually when I have stimulants, such as caffeine it only makes me mentally stimulated and alert but my body still feels tired. Right now I'm really physically and mentally stimulated. When I was at the table I couldn’t keep still and I was talking like crazy, which was strange for me because I'm not that talkative usually.

Edit: I don't know what the fuck I was thinking when I wrote this post.

Major changes on the forum

I got the problems sorted out and I made some major changes on the forum. I added some sections to it and made some behind the scenes changes like account activation. There is still a problem with the aviator feature so I'm still getting that sorted out and it should be fixed soon. If all goes well I will probably only let registered users post and read certain section of the forum.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

I Finally Got Some Shoes

After about a million trips to every shoes store I the city I finally got a pair of shoes. It started snowing tonight, so if I didn't get some I was seriously fucked. As you know I have a very wide foot, so it's very hard to find a shoe that fits me, much less a shoe that fits me and looks cool. I had originally wanted to get a pair of k Swiss sneakers but a pair of them in wide is about as rare as a red diamond. Basically all sneakers would not be wide enough for me, so I tried getting some casual dress suede boots. There were problems with all the ones I could find though so as desperation ensued I got a pair of dark brown shoes that are kind of like a moccasin. I don't like the moccasin style but all the other wide shoes had defects and didn't fit. I asked some friends who claimed they like it and though it was "cool", although I had an uncanny feeling they were lying. I also bough some water proofing stuff for it which I suspect is silicone based. The woman at the counter claims it was not, but she didn’t seem like she knew what she was talking about. For those of you who are like “wtf?” silicone is a big no-no for shoes because it prevents them from breathing which equals sweaty feet:( I still want to get some more peoples opinion on it and maybe look for shoes some more before I wear it, plus I have to treat it to. I still plan to order this:






online. I’m not sure if it will be wide enough but it's the only k Swiss shoe they make in wide, so ill give it a shot.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Broken Lamp

My lamp broke couple days ago but I never got a chance to write about it, so here goes: I was trying to move it in to another room and I was walking on my bed but the cord got stuck on my chair and as I was only holding it with one hand the glass shade fell off and shattered.

I was really paranoid about the glass being everywhere because I had clothes on my bed ect. I ended up wearing some of the clothes on my bed and washing the rest, washing all the linen on my bed and giving my whole room a very through cleaning.

Also I took everything out of my closet so as to clean it and spray Lysol into it and let that permeate throughout, because when ever I put clothes in there they all come out smelling like dust. When I first moved it there seemed to be some mold on the top shelf in it, so I painted the shelf. But I looked again yesterday and there seemed to be a very small amount of mold on the wall near the self. This is very tough mold because it does not respond to bleach or scrubbing, that’s why I had to paint over it.

I'm not sure if it's mold either but it's some kind of mildew or something, it's kind of fuzzy and it's stuck on to the self/wall. I have thoroughly cleaned my closet before but still the smell, well I will have to see how I do this time.

I officially switched hit counters today

Sorry rite counter, you fucked up! I'm sick and tired of the errors, incorrect stats, and shotty service. You are the weakest link, goodbye!



I'm an admin!!

I just received word that I am now an administrator to a very popular web site, masamania.com! There are still some issues I have to clear up so that I can start using my new powers, but that should happen very soon:) Expect to see some changes on the forums and maybe some long awaited masamania merchandise :) I'm really exited about this appointment and have a lot of good ideas on how to improve the site and forums. If you’re not familiar with the site I would suggest joining the forums. Also I cleaned out my email addresses so their nice and squeaky.

Monday, November 21, 2005

No Digital Camera For me!


I must apologize to you for the lack of pictures on this site, as I have no digital camera! I of course want one but they are as expensive as fuck. I'll try and get one somehow though eventually.

I Keep Late Hours

I have a cycle of going to bed very late (4-5am) then for a while then eventually trying to get to bed by around midnight and doing it for a couple weeks, then slipping back in to the old regimen. Just like now. Here I am at 3:39 in the morning typing this post. Did I want to go to bed hours ago? Yes of course, but I couldn’t because I am not in that sleep cycle. It doesn’t help that I don't have an alarm, of course. I used to have a nice old fashion one made of metal with a little ringer like this:

except in gold, but I smashed it in a fit of rage. That's a long story, maybe I'll tell you sometime though:)

Friday, November 18, 2005

My To do list, Probable move.

I made a to do list today, I hope It will help me to actually accomplish my tasks. The problem is that I have so many good ideas and things to do and I'm trying to do them all at the same time, I end up finishing none (or very few) of them. I also wrote out a list of interesting articles I intend to write about in the future.
I also plan on moving this blog to new software on my own server, so I'm shopping around now for that and I have a dilemma. Lots of space and bandwidth and for a low price, but with sucky service, or less space and bandwidth for a higher price, but with better service?

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

I want a submarine sandwich


But it's nearly midnight so everything’s closed. So instead, I will entice myself and you with a picture of one :)



God I'm hungry

My stat counter is fucking up

I use 3rd party stat counter that I have to log onto to view the stats. It keeps logging me off at random times. Then I have to log back on but it redirects me to the main page. I sent them two emails about it tonight so we'll see how that goes.....I also have disabled the comment feature for now. Maybe I will enable it again sometime though...

Sunday, November 13, 2005

WTF?

Son of a bitch. I tried adding html tags to my posts but blogger dosen't accept them. Apparently they also don't answer emails :)

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Dot.tk

Dot.tk is a mofo. The dot.tk address that I tried does not and has not been working for me. Try it for yourself and see if it works, then tell me!! It's supposed to link to this page. But it isn’t (at least not for me) the support section at dot.tk is down, and has been and probably will be for as long as I have this problem. Fuck it; I should probably just go buy a .com

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Retainer

I got a retainer today. I think it sucks ass. I can barely swallow, I can't eat in it, and when I first put it on it was activating my gag reflex. At first when I put it on I couldn’t swallow either, but after a couple of hours I can swallow very small amounts of my saliva. Oh, yea I can't fucking talk in this thing. I sound like some kinda fuckin retard or something. It's embarrassing. My sister brought a friend over today and I had to take the thing out just to talk to her and not act like some kind of slobbering retard. I taught her how to play a couple of beats on the drums though.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Shoe Problem

My shoes don't fit. They simply aren’t wide enough. I have been wearing flip-flops with sandals in this cold November weather. It sucks ass and it looks ridiculous. I of coarse went to basically every shoe store in the city but none of them of there shoes are wide enough for my feet. I found this one pair of shoes promising online but they are out of them. Also a lot of online shoe stores don't even list the width of their shoes! They just say 11, 12, 13 ect. All of the "online shoe stores" don't even have that wide shoes (4e) and their shoes are ugly and unfashionable. I have considered getting them custom made but that would be uber-expensive. I don't know what I am going to do when it starts snowing and I have to shovel the driveway :)

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Domain name problems, name problem, search engine problem

Well I'll start this post out with the domain name, "mattscoollife.blogspot.com", that's the domain name now that you’re probably reading now. I submitted this domain name to a whole bunch of search engines and after a lot of tweaking I realized "hey I could get a dot tk domain name.” I had though they displayed ads but I guess I was wrong. So I get a domain name and hook it up and it says it already submitted it to search engines. I don't know what search engines it submitted it to or if I should do it again. If I over submit it I could get banned or fucked by the search engines. FUCK. Also the dot tk domain name I got isn’t showing up now. It's when I go to that domain name I get the white. Also I am having reservations about both domain names’ names; I think maybe they should be different. See if you get the white too. Click here to go to mattscoollife.tk.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Tutoring Discussion

Today my Mom came home from work on her lunch hour and we talked (as usual) about how she wanted me to go back to school or get tutored. I told her (as usual) that because of what I wanted to do in life I didn't need the diploma on my wall. On other news I am trying to traverse some FTP problems with a new website I am creating. Also the tip of my penis is sore. Fascinating stuff; Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

My First Post *Uncorks Champane*

I though what the hell I'll make a blog about my life. Cheers and enjoy.