Party time!

Went clubbing with some freinds last night, was fucking fun but im deaf now. In fact iv been clubbing every night for the last week or so. I need to take it easy on the juice and er, tic tacs too. Hey this post was writtuj under the influenmce too, so excuse the spelling errors.

in fact rant time:

i fuckin hate teases. if you dont like someone dont lead them on, if you do go write on, but dont be supprised when they make a move.

thats why i like clubs, you just go up there and dasnce with random chicks and have a good time, not much pretentious or acward shit. you get rejected? no props just go to the next one, youl find someomne

in real life you dont have that kind of recoverey time. whater fuck trhis and fuck life have fun!!!!!!!



No one needs the sorrow
No one needs the pain
I hate to see you
Walking out there
Out in the rain

So don't chastise me
Or think I mean you harm

Of those that take you
Leave you strung out
Much too far
Baby

Don't ever leave me
Say you'll always be there
All I ever wanted
Was for you
To know that I care

Mad TV - Ecstasy Commercial

That was a funny parody of the zoloft commercials.

Ali G Speaks About Drugs Video

Ali G exposed! Lol, but seriously get some new material.

Da Ali G Show - Dangerous Drugs Video

I just watched this, fucking hilarious. If you’re not familiar with Ali G, he is a character who uses satire to poke fun at townies. Some people take his skit "for real" though, no pun intended ; )

Oh, drugs are bad mmmkay? Mmmmkayyy ;p

Gun N' Rose World Tour Live 1992 - Rocket Queen live video

Nothing to see here, move along

I think I might have to remove the video in the post below, because it's fucking up my page and making it load slow/weird.

If you want to watch it do so now.

The media twists it up

What they said happened:




What actually happened:





Don't you just love it how the media spins things?

Pseudo-launch- SurveyDetective.com

Well I'm announcing the pseudo-launch of SurveyDetectice.com, A site I created to evaluate the different paid survey sites.

Basically you sign up with a certain site and they send you surveys about certain products and issues and then pay you for it. You can actually accumulate quite a bit by doing this.

I signed up with the top couple of paid survey sites and evaluated their services, customer support, layout, and of course, surveys!

Anyway their are still a few things I have to tweak on the site, but check it out SurveyDetective.com

If you have questions about it or don't get the idea, you can of course email me.

Changes, changes.....

I think it's time to really make some changes.

I bought some weights yesterday, and I think I'll make the dive and buy hosting for the site, so I can transform it into something more tangible.

But I would either have to commit to a long ass contract at a good price, or go mouth to mouth at a high price. And I can't find a basic bench press bench.

And I got to take up the rug in the basement and probably replace it, so I can put the weights in it, and my drums.

Not to mention the fucking complicated transition between Blogger and Movable Type or Typepad which I'm not sure which one I want to use, well actually I do know, but I have to be practical.

Typepad is automatically Installed in most hosting companies, But I don't have a clue as to how to export it from blogger.

Damb, fuck it I'm not going to bore you with the details of my problems.

Fuck all this shit man, but I got to do it. If I do the hosting shit I'll probably have to put up ads or accept donations. It's not something I want to do, but I'm a broke ass mothefucker.


Any castle made of sand will fall into the sea, eventually....


And here's something for those of you who find the above boring (someone emailed this to me):

Edit: Video removed, it was making my page load REALLY slow. I might be able to upload it again in the future on a separate page or something.

"Winnie the Pooh" (Winny Piece of Shit?)

Lets talk about Winnie the Pooh. Seriously think about it. "Winnie the Pooh," or winy piece of shit?. Winnie, looks like whinny and pooh is obviously shit, so there.

Here's some gay pics of him and his pals:



Look at that one, the little dude is hugging his penis area. Look at the expression on Winnie the Pooh's face.

I think a good caption for that would be "yea, that's right, suck it bitch." The little guy looks like he's really enjoying it too.

Tiger looks like he's saying "well, that's Winnie the Pooh,"and that rabbit looks like he might just have his hand stuck up the donkeys ass.

Look at the first pic even, it looks like he's lifting up his shirt, flashing his goods, and sayin "touch it won't you?" Look at his face.



That one looks kinda like he's taking bong hits, I wish and had photoshop so I could add on a bowl.

So yea, good stuff for the kids, huh? ; )

Guns n' Roses Vh1 parody

In case you didn't catch on the songs they parodied were "Welcome to the Jungle", "Patience" and "Paradise City."


Edit: Wrong video uploaded, it's fixed now though.

Paris Hilton's new song single (music video) "Stars are Blind"

It seems Paris Hilton is branching into the lucrative music business.

She called into LA's KIIS-FM hosted by Ryan Seacrest Friday morning for the world premiere of her new single "Stars are Blind"

The video consists almost entirely of Paris on a beach being fondled by some guy, and later she gives a lap dance to a coconut tree.

Here’s the video:

6/6/06, "666"

Well today if you didn't notice, is 6/6/06, or "666".

Apparently this only happens once a century or so, so all you wiccan/satan freaks rejoice! ; )






Like Father, like Daughter ; )

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when we conspire to conceive

It seems a spider accidentally ate some crank and weaved a web all through my entire yard:







If you look really hard, you can see some of the spider web.

The pics don't do it justice though, the entire lawn, was just completly COVERED in spider web, every inch.

That spider needs to lay off the tweak ; )