British scientists grow human liver in a laboratory

British scientists grow human liver in a laboratory

Wow, is all I can say, think of the potential for this! I just hope I can reap the benefits in my life time. And the Christian fundamentalists don't try to stop it.

MTV Cribs homeless parody

I have decided to do a serious of posts about homeless life (alright, mostly video clips). So, without any further ado, here is a parody of MTV cribs about homeless bum’s cribs.

paxil back-parody of justin timberlakes sexy back

Pretty funny parody, the ends gay thou

Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin Killed by Stingray

Well it appears crocodile hunter Steve Irwin died. Kinda like that bear guy. I saw that movie just a week or so ago with some freinds. He was killed when a stingray stabed him through the heart.

Ozzy Osbourne - Mr. Crowley video

Jesus man, I'v never been a huge fan of Ozzy Osbourne's stuff, until I saw this:



Mr.Crowley

(can you say coked out drummer?)

Comments

Iv decided to enable commenting on postes. I enabled it at the beggining but then stopped it thus the comments on the early post but not the newer ones. So comment away!

In other news I really want to get this blog off the ground, god im so conflicted, I dont have time for anything. Also im not sober most of the time I update , including now, so thats why the spelling is so fucked up.

I'm starting school in two days. I only have two days of summer left. I only had two weeks of vacation the whole fucking summer two. fuck this im outta here

Here I am!

I'm back!

Well my cameras broken courtesy of my sister, and I hope to see if it's cover under warranty.

I almost got bitten by a black widow spider on a children's playground of all places as well.

I'm starting new school in September (well it's kinda new, that's a long story). Anyways I'm going through some difficult times and have to make some important decision's. So excuse any lack of new updates in a timely manner.

Mastercard Priceless Indecent Proposal commercial

Mel Gisons gets arrested for drunk driveing and his ant-semetic rant.

TMZ has learned that Mel Gibson went on a rampage when he was arrested Friday on suspicion of drunk driving, hurling religious epithets. TMZ has also learned that the Los Angeles County Sheriff's department had the initial report doctored to keep the real story under wraps.

TMZ has four pages of the original report prepared by the arresting officer in the case, L.A. County Sheriff's Deputy James Mee. According to the report, Gibson became agitated after he was stopped on Pacific Coast Highway and told he was to be detained for drunk driving Friday morning in Malibu. The actor began swearing uncontrollably. Gibson repeatedly said, "My life is f****d." Law enforcement sources say the deputy, worried that Gibson might become violent, told the actor that he was supposed to cuff him but would not, as long as Gibson cooperated. As the two stood next to the hood of the patrol car, the deputy asked Gibson to get inside. Deputy Mee then walked over to the passenger door and opened it. The report says Gibson then said, "I'm not going to get in your car," and bolted to his car. The deputy quickly subdued Gibson, cuffed him and put him inside the patrol car.

TMZ has learned that Deputy Mee audiotaped the entire exchange between himself and Gibson, from the time of the traffic stop to the time Gibson was put in the patrol car, and that the tape fully corroborates the written report.

Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me."

The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"

The deputy became alarmed as Gibson's tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, "What the f*** do you think you're doing?"

A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

We're told Gibson took two blood alcohol tests, which were videotaped, and continued saying how "f****d" he was and how he was going to "f***" Deputy Mee.

Gibson was put in a cell with handcuffs on. He said he needed to urinate, and after a few minutes tried manipulating his hands to unzip his pants. Sources say Deputy Mee thought Gibson was going to urinate on the floor of the booking cell and asked someone to take Gibson to the bathroom.

After leaving the bathroom, Gibson then demanded to make a phone call. He was taken to a pay phone and, when he didn't get a dial tone, we're told Gibson threw the receiver against the phone. Deputy Mee then warned Gibson that if he damaged the phone he could be charged with felony vandalism. We're told Gibson was then asked, and refused, to sign the necessary paperwork and was thrown in a detox cell.

Deputy Mee then wrote an eight-page report detailing Gibson's rampage and comments. Sources say the sergeant on duty felt it was too "inflammatory." A lieutenant and captain then got involved and calls were made to Sheriff's headquarters. Sources say Mee was told Gibson's comments would incite a lot of "Jewish hatred," that the situation in Israel was "way too inflammatory." It was mentioned several times that Gibson, who wrote, directed, and produced 2004's "The Passion of the Christ," had incited "anti-Jewish sentiment" and "For a drunk driving arrest, is this really worth all that?"

We're told Deputy Mee was then ordered to write another report, leaving out the incendiary comments and conduct. Sources say Deputy Mee was told the sanitized report would eventually end up in the media and that he could write a supplemental report that contained the redacted information -- a report that would be locked in the watch commander's safe.

Initially, a Sheriff's official told TMZ the arrest occurred "without incident." On Friday night, Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore told TMZ: "The L.A. County Sheriff's Department investigation into the arrest of Mr. Gibson on suspicion of driving under the influence will be complete and will contain every factual piece of evidence. Nothing will be sanitized. There was absolutely no favoritism shown to this suspect or any other. When this file is presented to the Los Angeles County District Attorney, it will contain everything. Nothing will be left out."

On Saturday, Gibson released the following statement:

"After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health.

Does this thing even need a comment from me? All I can Say is LOL, so much for Mr. Religious devout Catholic.

In other news I went clubbing last night and wore sandals due to my enormously large feet which will not fit into shoes and some steps on my toe with a STILLETO heel.

And I was dancing with a girl at the time too. I yelled FUCK and she ran off. Lol. It was packed as hell and hot as a bitch.

Borat's Guide to Etiquette

Funny stuff, "Borat's Guide to Etiquette", this is by the same guy who plays Ali g.

"Real World" Cast Member Arrested

CROMWELL, Conn. (July 11) - A cast member on MTV's "The Real World" was arraigned on a misdemeanor assault charge after police said she bit her boyfriend during a domestic dispute.

Paula Ann Meronek, 25, allegedly bit her boyfriend several times when he refused to let her into their home early Sunday morning, police said.

"I think it was an argument that led to one thing then another," said Cromwell Police Chief Anthony Salvatore. "He attempted to keep her from the house. It got physical and we were contacted."

Meronek, who was arraigned Monday, was charged with third-degree assault, which carries a potential penalty of a year in prison. She is due back in court Aug. 11. No lawyer was listed in court documents.

Her boyfriend, John Alyward, was charged with disorderly conduct. The arrest was first reported by The Middletown Press.

"The Real World," now in its 17th season, puts seven strangers together in an exotic locale - this time in a Key West, Fla., beach house.

George Cabico, a spokesman for the show's producers, said filming is complete and the arrest will not affect the show.

Axl Tommy Fight

Awile ago I posted a link about Tommy Hilfiger and Axl Rose getting into a fight. Well hears a funny video I found which parodies it.

Party time!

Went clubbing with some freinds last night, was fucking fun but im deaf now. In fact iv been clubbing every night for the last week or so. I need to take it easy on the juice and er, tic tacs too. Hey this post was writtuj under the influenmce too, so excuse the spelling errors.

in fact rant time:

i fuckin hate teases. if you dont like someone dont lead them on, if you do go write on, but dont be supprised when they make a move.

thats why i like clubs, you just go up there and dasnce with random chicks and have a good time, not much pretentious or acward shit. you get rejected? no props just go to the next one, youl find someomne

in real life you dont have that kind of recoverey time. whater fuck trhis and fuck life have fun!!!!!!!



No one needs the sorrow
No one needs the pain
I hate to see you
Walking out there
Out in the rain

So don't chastise me
Or think I mean you harm

Of those that take you
Leave you strung out
Much too far
Baby

Don't ever leave me
Say you'll always be there
All I ever wanted
Was for you
To know that I care

Mad TV - Ecstasy Commercial

That was a funny parody of the zoloft commercials.

Ali G Speaks About Drugs Video

Ali G exposed! Lol, but seriously get some new material.

Da Ali G Show - Dangerous Drugs Video

I just watched this, fucking hilarious. If you’re not familiar with Ali G, he is a character who uses satire to poke fun at townies. Some people take his skit "for real" though, no pun intended ; )

Oh, drugs are bad mmmkay? Mmmmkayyy ;p

Gun N' Rose World Tour Live 1992 - Rocket Queen live video

Nothing to see here, move along

I think I might have to remove the video in the post below, because it's fucking up my page and making it load slow/weird.

If you want to watch it do so now.

The media twists it up

What they said happened:




What actually happened:





Don't you just love it how the media spins things?

Pseudo-launch- SurveyDetective.com

Well I'm announcing the pseudo-launch of SurveyDetectice.com, A site I created to evaluate the different paid survey sites.

Basically you sign up with a certain site and they send you surveys about certain products and issues and then pay you for it. You can actually accumulate quite a bit by doing this.

I signed up with the top couple of paid survey sites and evaluated their services, customer support, layout, and of course, surveys!

Anyway their are still a few things I have to tweak on the site, but check it out SurveyDetective.com

If you have questions about it or don't get the idea, you can of course email me.

Changes, changes.....

I think it's time to really make some changes.

I bought some weights yesterday, and I think I'll make the dive and buy hosting for the site, so I can transform it into something more tangible.

But I would either have to commit to a long ass contract at a good price, or go mouth to mouth at a high price. And I can't find a basic bench press bench.

And I got to take up the rug in the basement and probably replace it, so I can put the weights in it, and my drums.

Not to mention the fucking complicated transition between Blogger and Movable Type or Typepad which I'm not sure which one I want to use, well actually I do know, but I have to be practical.

Typepad is automatically Installed in most hosting companies, But I don't have a clue as to how to export it from blogger.

Damb, fuck it I'm not going to bore you with the details of my problems.

Fuck all this shit man, but I got to do it. If I do the hosting shit I'll probably have to put up ads or accept donations. It's not something I want to do, but I'm a broke ass mothefucker.


Any castle made of sand will fall into the sea, eventually....


And here's something for those of you who find the above boring (someone emailed this to me):

Edit: Video removed, it was making my page load REALLY slow. I might be able to upload it again in the future on a separate page or something.

"Winnie the Pooh" (Winny Piece of Shit?)

Lets talk about Winnie the Pooh. Seriously think about it. "Winnie the Pooh," or winy piece of shit?. Winnie, looks like whinny and pooh is obviously shit, so there.

Here's some gay pics of him and his pals:



Look at that one, the little dude is hugging his penis area. Look at the expression on Winnie the Pooh's face.

I think a good caption for that would be "yea, that's right, suck it bitch." The little guy looks like he's really enjoying it too.

Tiger looks like he's saying "well, that's Winnie the Pooh,"and that rabbit looks like he might just have his hand stuck up the donkeys ass.

Look at the first pic even, it looks like he's lifting up his shirt, flashing his goods, and sayin "touch it won't you?" Look at his face.



That one looks kinda like he's taking bong hits, I wish and had photoshop so I could add on a bowl.

So yea, good stuff for the kids, huh? ; )

Guns n' Roses Vh1 parody

In case you didn't catch on the songs they parodied were "Welcome to the Jungle", "Patience" and "Paradise City."


Edit: Wrong video uploaded, it's fixed now though.

Paris Hilton's new song single (music video) "Stars are Blind"

It seems Paris Hilton is branching into the lucrative music business.

She called into LA's KIIS-FM hosted by Ryan Seacrest Friday morning for the world premiere of her new single "Stars are Blind"

The video consists almost entirely of Paris on a beach being fondled by some guy, and later she gives a lap dance to a coconut tree.

Here’s the video:

6/6/06, "666"

Well today if you didn't notice, is 6/6/06, or "666".

Apparently this only happens once a century or so, so all you wiccan/satan freaks rejoice! ; )






Like Father, like Daughter ; )

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when we conspire to conceive

It seems a spider accidentally ate some crank and weaved a web all through my entire yard:







If you look really hard, you can see some of the spider web.

The pics don't do it justice though, the entire lawn, was just completly COVERED in spider web, every inch.

That spider needs to lay off the tweak ; )

Damb my big feet! er, some woman would say otherwise ; )

I keep smashing my feet into shit. I just yesterday broke my pinky toe, and a couple weeks ago hit my foot and split my big toe nail all the way up. Anyways I'm in a lot of pain right now, ouch, bye.

The world dosen't need another teen Mother

The world dosen't need another teen Mother.

Most especially think of the baby, always growing up never having what it needs because the Mother doesn’t have the money.

Being abused by family members who take their frustration about the situation out on the child, living with his Mother’s Mother.

The truth is, if you don't know a lot about child psychology and really KNOW for certain you can give the kid a good life, without screwing it up or raising it in an unhealthy way/environment, you shouldn’t have kids.

They don't need to be burdened with your problems or the sins of their forefathers.

That’s the stereotype though. I know a lot of Mothers who do all the bad things listed above and are in their 30’s.

I posted that on a lj when they were talking about teen Mothers

AT&T's Role in Spying

SAN FRANCISCO (May 23) - An online news outlet published papers Monday that it said document AT&T's alleged role in a government effort to spy on Internet traffic.

The internal company documents and other materials were assembled by Mark Klein, a former AT&T technician. Klein also gave internal AT&T documents earlier this year to privacy advocate Electronic Frontier Foundation, which sued the telecommunications giant challenging the Bush administration's secretive domestic surveillance program.

It wasn't clear whether the documents published Monday by Wired News were the same as those at the heart of the lawsuit against AT&T. Wired News acknowledged it could not be sure, because the federal judge presiding over the case has sealed the records.

But Wired News said the AT&T documents "appear to be excerpted from material that was later filed in the lawsuit under seal."

The papers are a blend of corporate blueprints and Klein's own interpretation of them. They seem to provide a detailed account of how AT&T used "splitters" to tap into gigantic fiber-optic lines that carry Internet traffic.

Klein writes that AT&T installed the splitters, which diverted light signals carrying data, into a "secret room" where the information could be analyzed.

Among the equipment Klein said was installed there was a Narus STA 6400. Narus manufactures data-mining devices that let companies and other entities sift through the information in Internet traffic and identify nuggets of interest in e-mail, users' Web-surfing and even Internet phone calls.


AT&T has asked the Electronic Frontier Foundation to return the documents to the company.

"We believe the public's right to know the full facts in this case outweighs AT&T's claims to secrecy," Wired News said in a statement posted on its Web site accompanying the story.

Jesus Christ, so much for constitutional rights, right?

Anyway if you have AT&T fucking switch man!

Not only for your privacy and rights, but to make a statement that consumers will not put up with these gross violations of out rights and accept mistreatments by corporations.

That's even if this story is true, it could just be made up by Klein to make money, ect.

But judging by AT&T's reaction, they appeared as if they were hiding something, that's for sure.

Hey, even look at there logo.

Looks like the death star, no? Coincidence? I think not ; )

tommy hilfiger axl rose fight

May 20, 2006 -- Tommy Hilfiger really showed his "Appetite for Destruction" yesterday when he pummeled Guns N' Roses frontman Axl Rose in a dispute over a VIP table at Rosario Dawson's birthday party, sources said.

The midnight turf battle erupted when Axl moved Hilfiger's girlfriend's drink in the banquette area of The Plumm nightclub on West 14th Street - where the "Rent" actress was celebrating her 27th birthday.

A densely packed crowd of celebs - including Lenny Kravitz and Kid Rock - had ringside seats to the battle.

The feisty fashionista was acting all gangsta, hitting Axl with a flurry of punches, one that landed under Rose's eye.

"First [Axl and Tommy] were sitting. Then they were pulling on each other . . . It got so out of control," said a shocked witness.

As the punch-up escalated, Hilfiger introduced Rose to some "November Pain" with a blow to the cheek. Club guards quickly tried to separate the men.

"A bunch of security ran over - but Tommy would not back down. He was just out to take him down," the witness said.

"Kid Rock got trampled by people running over. It was unbelievable."

Eventually, the designer's own bodyguard pulled him out of the club.

Yesterday, club owner Noel Ashman pointed the finger at Hilfiger: "Axl was a gentleman and had the good sense not to retaliate, as he would have done some serious damage to Hilfiger."

Rose said the attack was unprovoked, in an interview with The Post in his dressing room.

The singer said Hilfiger may have been angry because he'd been told to move to make room for Rose and his entourage.

Rose described Hilfiger as "foaming at the mouth."

When Rose took the stage a few minutes later to perform the song "You're Crazy," he dedicated it "to my good friend Tommy Hilfiger."

Kid Rock, wearing a black-brimmed hat and smoking a cigar, took his fellow rocker's side, and explained that Hilfiger was upset because he is way further down on the fame food chain.

The hierarchy, according to Kid Rock, begins with mere mortals and works its way up to sports stars.

"After that it's movie stars, then rock stars, then Michael Jordan." Hilfiger is somewhere between a mere mortal and a sports star in this ranking.

Lenny Kravitz seemed to side with Hilfiger, and also fled the club soon after Hilfiger got the heave-ho.

Hilfiger's peeps would not comment yesterday.

The funny thing is, now that axl rose is doing the "rock in rio festival" he now gets all this publicity.

This is like the third time I’ve seen him in the news in the last couple of days. Actually it's not funny at all, it's stereotypical.

But anyways, it's good that axl is finally getting back into the spotlight, he sure has been out for a long time...

But, you wanna know my opinion on this?

I don't know the exact age difference between the two, but it seems like a stupid thing for hilfiger to pick a fight with rose.

And rose seems like a pussy for just taking it and not defending himself, and don't give me that gentleman shit.

If someone starts a fight with you and you don't defend yourself, in my humble opinion, your a pussy.

A day in the life of a homeless man

An interesting look into a day in the life of a homeless man, where a group of homeless men live in the park and smoke weed and do meth.

It's true though, a lot of homeless people do choose to be homeless. Being homeless is a philosophy on life, if you want to do that, go for it, no bills right?

But don't accost me for money. It's your philosophy not mine (although it is interesting) otherwise get a job.

That's one thing I always wondered, wouldn’t it take just as much time and effort begging for money on the street as it would to have a job?

But hey, I’m not here to judge you, go for it if you want I guess, it’s your life...

A students final exam

Now if only shit like this happened in real life. Or does it? I'm talking about the last scene, obviously.

Different malaysian bloggers

Congratulations matt, you are...

Lainie Yeoh of tabulas.com/~lainie

You are funny, smart, experimental, sarcastic and artistic. You can be mean and obnoxious if you want to but most the time you're just a soft, romantic and sentimental person. Come to think of it, you are kinda like a durian - hard and thorny on the outside, but soft and sweet (not smelly) on the inside. You're always getting into trouble whether you like it or not. Your friends play a big part in your life and rightfully so because you'll never give up an opportunity to help them out if they ask. You are the life of the party.

Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?

I think that description fits me pretty well, but I don’t know how happy I am about being a woman ; ) It's understandable though, there aren’t very many different Malaysian bloggers , and this guy probably only has a couple on his list of which I can count on one hand. It's okay though, I'm secure in my sexuality :)

Romeo and juliet flash film parody sorta thing

Like, oh my gawd! If you have ten minutes watch this flash thingy, it had me in stitches. It's a Romeo and juliet flash film parody sorta thing. Word dat.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/romjul.php

Oh, lady microwave, where art thou? Come to me in my time of need!

I need to get a microwave, as unbelievable as that might sound, no I don't have one.

I had a really dangerous one built into the wall when I was a kid (grandma put tin foil and a cup into it _ (.

It would be so sweet if I had one. Hungry? Just take some Tupperware out and nuke it for 30 seconds, there you go, there’s dinner! Longing....for my lady. Lady wave.

I really need to get a new answering machine

Yea, seriousily. All these people call all the time that I don't want to talk to. It was great when I had one, because I could just screen the calls. Aaa, good times. It broke though.

German Shepard-wolf comparison

I was just sitting here, some chick was walking a German Shepard, and it got me thinkin'. Having your own German Shepard is like having your own personal wolf to sic on people. Think about it.

German Shepards are about the same size of one; they have large teeth, are intelligent, enjoy biting people, and long walks along the beach. ;) If this dog sounds right for you call 1800-love.

P.S.-Did you know they have white German Shepherds? Look...

All the Tunes on Napster Are Free Again (Ad-Supported Site Lets You Listen Five Times)

(May 1) - All the songs on Napster are free again.

In a bid to gain traction against Apple's dominant iTunes online music store, Napster over the weekend shifted to an advertising-supported model. Visitors can listen to any of the 2 million tunes in its catalog without having to fork over a credit card or download the Napster software application.

But there is a catch. You can only listen to a song five times. After that, you have to either buy it for 99 cents or sign up for a monthly subscription.

Still, "This is the closest we have ever come to the original vision of the Napster service that swept the world in 1999 - except now, it's legal," says Napster CEO Chris Gorog.

Napster has 600,000 subscribers. It offers unlimited online listening to songs for $9.95 a month, or $14.95 for a version that lets you transfer songs to certain portable devices.

The service is compatible with digital music devices that include the SanDisk Sansa and Samsung Z10, but not Apple's iconic iPod, which has a 77.6% market share, according to researcher NPD Group.

Napster, the original unauthorized music-swapping site, was born in a college dorm before the record labels persuaded the courts to shut it down. The new Napster, launched in 2003, has lost more than $73 million over the last two years, according to equity firm American Technology Research.

The company, now based in Los Angeles, spent heavily in 2005 on an advertising campaign that included a Super Bowl ad. That helped increase sales "by 100%," Gorog says.

Now Gorog says the boom in online advertising can pay off for Napster, which averages 2 million visitors a month to its website. Walt Disney and Guitar Center have signed up as sponsors; more will be announced this week.

"Napster clearly had to find something different," says American Technology Research analyst P.J. McNealy. "But until the device market for non-iPods picks up, Napster faces an uphill battle."

To pull off the ad-supported music model, Gorog needed the approval of the record labels, which will get a cut of the ad revenue.

"Ad-supported music is something we've been encouraging all the services to try," says Larry Kenswil, president of Universal Music's eLabs unit.

Napster competes with RealNetworks' Rhapsody service, among others. Rhapsody also has a free preview, letting users sample 25 songs a month at no charge. Real says it has 1.4 million subscribers for its music properties.

David Card, an analyst at JupiterResearch, says Napster's ad-supported model gives users a better feel for the service and will encourage them to become subscribers. "It's a really good offering," he says.

Napster hasn't found more acceptance from its subscription model "because it requires explanation and a change in consumer behavior," he says. "This promotion will help people understand subscriptions."

Sounds like a publicity stunt to me. Also it's not like this is so innovative, Yahoo! music, AOL music ect. have been doing it for a long time.

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we conspire to conceive...

Went on a long bike ride today through some woods and nature land. I sure wish I had my camera, cause I saw some cool shit, including a vintage rolls royce, and a piece of shit that looked like a dead baby chicken. I might put up a pic I took though tomorrow, or later, but not now.

Fuck those fucking motherfucker drums ; )

I think those fucking drums are making me deaf. I don't know if it's just that the people I talk to mumble (a lot of them do) or what, but I have had to ask "What?", "Huh?" and "excuse me?" more that I’ve been comfortable with lately.

And I know what you’re thinking “why doesn’t he just use ear plugs?" I do and they don't help. I even have a pair of those huge Remington brand headphones used for shotgun practice, and no they don't help.

In fact it's worse. I just play louder to compensate for the protection, which destroys the drums and my hearing. Plus I can't hear the fine overtones and subtle sound of using a certain technique.

It probability doesn’t help I play them in a semi-enclosed space, but where else am I supposed to put them?

I hate maddox!

I don't even know where to start with this one. I fucking hate that guy, his lame site, and his pathetic book. He is not funny, he is not manly, he is a nerdy, whiny, arrogant, pathetic excuse of a human being.

I got the keys to the bank

I went downtown last night, was totally crunk, walked into shit and almost got hit by more than one car.

But I digress; I was walking through a bank parking lot. Something catches my eye; it's a set of keys directly below the banks front door lock.

Hmm, I think, should I take them? Leave them? Maybe I can get a reward from turning them into the bank? But maybe they would suspect I was somehow involved in it?

I was with some friends who had objections to me taking it, so ultimately I left it there. There was a camera pointed at the doorway, I don't think taking the keys would be illegal, but who knows?

Excuse me, where is the off switch to my mind?

It's sunny but chilly outside. But it's cool, I'm gettin' a tan. I need to tan my neck though, it won't tan. I need to get some new sunglasses, and maybe one of those hats that bookies wear when they count money, excuse me........

Dead men tell no tales

I slept like a dead man last night. I fell asleep playing the guitar at 6 o' clock, and had incredibly vivid dreams. I’ve been going through a lot of shit lately and I got some nice reflection off of that. The problem is, I often get reflections like that but after it's over, I can't always remember the finer points of it.

cranking off in public

Can you believe that nothing shows up in a Google image search for "cranking off in public”? Strange.

You would think their would be some strange masturbation pics in their.

Oh, and I didn't go searching for weird porno today. I was reading a site and the guy was talking about cranking off to furry midget sex in public (quite a combination, huh).

I haven't heard the term “cranking off" used before to refer to masturbation, so I though, I wonder what will show up? And their you have it.

Death mask

Look at that picture, see it? Do you really see it?

That picture is of a dead crab skeleton (or something of that nature). Look in the middle. What do you see? It's its death mask. See the face? You can see it if you look close.

In other news, I really need to get off my ass and get some hosting. But I have a dilemma. I hate solving dilemmas. My whole life is a dilemma. Fuck this, I'm going for a walk...

There is a fine line between genius and insanity and other cliché terms

The more I think about that, the more it's true. I see so many people that are intelligent, but are also fucking nuts. But hey, everyone’s crazy.

Tom cruise look alikes

Today some chick told me I look like Tom Cruise, a young Tom Cruise that is. I'm a sexy beast, must be that new hair cut :P

Haircut part 2: revenge of the hair

I finally did get a haicut today. I feel as if a weight has been lifted from my shoulders. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....:)

Haircut

I need a haircut. I should go tonight. I wonder if I will?

Headache time!

I have been getting constant, persistent headaches daily which are not responding (at all) to OTC pain medications. Ow. Am going to the doctor tomorrow to try and take care of it. I just took a nasal decongestant (pseudoephedrine, w/ 500mg acetaminophen in an attempt to kill the pain) and find it quite stimulating. I wonder if it feels different then normal ephedrine.

I feel depressed

I feel depressed, the whole nature and "point of life" is fucked up, so is human nature. Today, lying in bed, I realized something. Antarctica, looked at from a certain angle, looks like pacman.

"civil war" by guns n' roses

"civil war" by guns n' roses. Pretty early video, it has the original drummer. Fucking sweet solos by slash. Awesome video, I dunno what's up with that donation thing at the bottom though...

Alleged Drunken Neurosurgeon Arrested In Operating Room

Alleged Drunken Neurosurgeon Arrested In Operating Room

From AP press

OAKLAND, Calif. -- The chief of neurosurgery at Highland Hospital was wrestled to an operating room floor by deputies and arrested after allegedly throwing a drunken fit when a nurse refused to let him operate, authorities said.

Federico Castro-Moure, 45, was arrested Monday night on suspicion of being under the influence of alcohol and interfering with the duty of officers, said Alameda County sheriff's Lt. Jim Knudson.

Castro-Moure became belligerent after insisting on operating on a man who broke his ankles and fractured his spine in a two-story fall, according to the sheriff's department.

Two other surgeons had determined the injuries were not life-threatening, but Castro-Moure insisted the man would die if he did not receive immediate attention, the report said.

He "threw a fit" and began yelling and cursing at staff when they told him equipment for the procedure needed to be transferred from another hospital, according to the report. When the surgical instruments arrived, a nurse refused to allow Castro-Moure to operate until they could be sterilized.

Castro-Moure threatened the nurse by punching his fist in his hand. He took a swing at deputies after they were called to intervene.

"Do you know that I am a (expletive) doctor, and I'm going to do what I want," he said, according to a witness.

He was booked into Glenn Dyer Detention Facility in Oakland and was released several hours later in lieu of $4,000 bail, a jail official said Thursday morning.

Castro-Moure was placed on leave while the hospital investigates the matter, hospital spokesman David Cone said.

A woman who answered the phone at Castro-Moure's home Thursday morning said the doctor had no comment.

I don't care anymore, It's just a hat, bitch!

I don't care anymore. I'm busy. Fuck this site. I have a thing called a life. Yea, I should probably update more. I'm busy. Enough said.

I have been wearing a certain football hat a friend gave me as a gift. Now everybody is commenting about it.

Seriously, WTF? I don't even follow that team.

Today someone almost knocked it off while commenting negatively about the said team, so I smashed his face in;

I don't take shit from nobody, Dogg ;)



It's just a hat, bitch!

Once a wolf shit right in front of me, they have big yellow eyes and look like large dogs. He just came up to me, and took a shit right in front of me. It was gross.

"Dr beak" and the butter finger crisp cany bar commerial

I was watching TV the other night and this commercial comes on, it's advertising the "new" Butterfinger crisp candy bar (See the butter finger crisp commercial here, click on "watch it", you need QuickTime media player to see it)

I notice something on the commercial, in the part where they look at the screen advertising nose jobs, at the bottom they have a site for the dr. that is advertising, it's drbeak.com.

I think what the hell, I check it out and what'd ya know? It's a real site. And not just any old site, it's for a real live whack job doctor who is not licensed to perform surgery in the state he is practicing in (California) and he also performs nose jobs on animals. And get this, he also loves butter finger candy bars.

Take a look at some of his "galleries". He seems more adapt to making people look hideous, then making their noses smaller. What a nut.

Awesome video of slash playing the godfather theme

Slash plays the godfather theme. Awesome.

live performance of "sweet child o' mine"

Ooo, ouch watching this video was painful. Alx rose totaly killed it.

Gaining weight 'n shit

I have started weight training again, so despite my attempts of "easing" into it my muscles are sore. My protein powder is almost gone, so I gotta get some more, but it's not cheap and I’m debating whether I should get MRP (meal replacement powder) instead.

I also am considering taking creatine, but I think I should ask my doctor about that, I’m also concerned about my high calcium intake due to the huge amounts of milk I drink.

Speaking of milk does anyone know if it is a "good" quality protein. I heard somewhere that it isn’t. I dunno, email me about it.

How to blow smoke rings

I learned how to blow smoke rings last night, its pretty cool, like they do in the movies. Here's a little trick, it's all in the he tongue and lips. Also I heard that even small amounts of alcohol enhance the effects of nicotine, so I had some red wine.



I love the feeling red wine gives me, the warmth that envelopes me when I drink it. Anyway later on I BANG my head into the doorframe leaning down to set a box of matches on a stool.

Weight training regimin, school, shit

Firstly I apologize to all my loyal readers about my lack of updated for the past week , I’ve been really busy with school and everything, I tried to post something and a funny video when I was drunk on Friday night but there was some kind of tag problem and blogger wouldn’t publish it. In current news I have begun a comprehensive weight training regimen and diet (eating more, not less) to gain some more muscle mass and weight. I started using flax seed oil, and interestingly it has stimulated my appetite somewhat.

watch this funny videa o im drunmk

Saturday night house party! YA!

Wicked cool party. I had a blast. Met a hot chick and got her AIM SN, we went up to my room and got drunk (I was already wasted). Jesus, she has a high alcohol tolerance. She drank about half a bottle of this crème' liqueur stuff, and seemed barely phased. Her SN isn’t appearing on my buddy list though, which worries me. She probably hasn’t signed on since then. Anyway I had a great time. Parties kick ass! One thing though is that she has a BF. She was like "just so you know, I have a boyfriend.” who is the brother of a friend of a friend. Now I have to devise some scheme to break them up, so I can ask her out. (No, I'm not being evil, word on the street is that he is really ugly and I don't think she likes him much) Oh, and did I mention I'm going back to school?

I'm a dreamer...

You are a dreamer- You know life can't get any

better (not like it as good) but you keep

searching for the one thing that will

complete you and make you happy, eben if you

no it doesn't exist you fight strong for what

u love.


What is your view on the world? (anime pics)
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I need a good host that will allow me to host multiple domains

If anyone knows one email me (me@acoolblog.com) Aplus and godaddy are out, they are fucked up and don't do that. Fuck 'em.

God this is frustrating. I'm getting some top ten Google search terms but it’s for my old domain, a cool blog is only forwarded to it and no content is associated with it until I get a host. So I wonder if I will lose that. I wish blogger responded to emails. If only,....I have a dream....

Sunflower seeds and AOL music with XM satellite radio

I got some sunflower seeds today, they kick ass. Although they are very salty.




I also discovered AOL radio with XM satellite radio that, also kicks ass. Apparently it's like listening to XM satellite radio for free.

What the hell "godaddy"

I just got of the phone with godaddy.com inquiring about hosting. I had heard some nasty things about there hosting, but I took them in (fairly) good faith. So I'm on the phone with them and they ask "what domain name do you plan on using with the hosting account" and of course I say "all of them" Then they tell me I can only use ONE domain name per hosting account. What the HELL!? What the hell kind of crazy fucked up company doesn’t allow their customers to due the seemingly normal thing of hosting multiple domains on one server?

I'm dreamy

I was bored today so I took this quiz and got this:

You sound like the perfect man for me! I'm sure I'd
fall madly in love with you as soon as I met
you!


Are You The Man of My Dreams?
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Isaac Hayes Hospitalized for Exhaustion

"MEMPHIS, Tenn. (Jan. 18) - Isaac Hayes was being treated at a Memphis hospital Tuesday for exhaustion, his longtime songwriting partner said.

"He's just overworked and had been in Atlantic City performing, the D.C. area performing, and in Tunica (Miss.) a couple of nights ago. He was just overworked," David Porter told The Commercial Appeal newspaper.

"He's doing much better," Porter added.

It was not immediately known which hospital the soul singer had checked into. Calls to his agents were not returned.

Hayes, 63, is best known for his 1971 No. 1 hit "Theme From Shaft," from the Richard Roundtree film. The soundtrack won the Oscar for best musical score.

More recently, he was the voice of the character Chef on the TV show "South Park."

During his time as a backup artist at Stax Records in Memphis, he established a songwriting partnership with Porter, and in the 1960s they wrote such hits for Sam and Dave as "Hold On, I'm Coming" and "Soul Man."


Jesus Christ, is this a joke? Hospitalized for exhaustion? You can be exhausted and get your immunity down, then catch something and be hospitalized for that (still pretty lame) but COME ON. This is just a lame publicity stunt.

Drunk thoughts in the clouds...

I did a little cleaning and wash today, and afterward I laid on my bed and listened to some music on my stereo, and had a little to drink. A though occurred to me. "Family guy" and to a lesser extend "American dad" are just rip offs of the Simpson’s. Think about it: the fat, alcoholic father, the bad, loser son, the nerdy, somewhat misunderstood daughter, and the seemingly loving, hardworking housewife. I never really cared for family guy’s low-brow humor anyway, but, stewy is awesome.

But that is the nature of TV and life, for every market there is a counter-market, and people will try and rip off something successful so that a little success rubs off on them.

Fyck that ISP

I just got off the phone with my ISP, where I have a site I'm developing hosted. Last time I called them they said that both there was no bandwidth limit (which I though was a little strange) and that I could get a domain name for it and hook it up.

After mouths of thinking and procrastination I finally bought one last night and tried to get it hooked up today. Now they tell me that there is a bandwidth limit and when I asked about hooking up my domain name I was told that they “don't do that". Beautiful.

Aim mail

I log into my aim account and what do I see? I have a message from Aim mail. I don't have a clue what that is and have never used it before (obviously it's mail!) So I try and log in, but I don't know my password. I have it on auto-login so I don't need to know. I can't retrieve it either because either my computer or aim.com is really fucked up because it’s just brings me to the same screen over and over again.

It was a nice day today so I went to the park and saw this massive pond all frozen over, it was reel pretty.

Auto-Erotic asphyxiation

From go ask alice...

"Dear Alice,

What is auto-erotic asphyxiation?



Dear Reader,

Inducing cerebral anoxia, a deficiency of oxygen in the brain, through self-applied suffocation methods while masturbating to orgasm is known as auto-erotic asphyxiation. Usually done by adolescent or young adult guys, it almost always remains a secret until they die accidentally.

The interference of blood supply to the brain brought on by auto-erotic asphyxiation can intensify sensations. That's because the lack of blood flow and oxygen can produce giddiness, lightheadedness, or exhilaration. It's also possible that the helplessness and self-endangerment inherent in the technique enhances the person's sexual gratification.

Of course, this same self-endangerment that may provide a thrill to the person carrying out auto-erotic asphyxiation also weakens one's self-control and judgment, possibly resulting in accidental death. It's estimated that between 500 and 1000 deaths occur annually in the United States from this dangerous type of masturbation."


Between 500-100 people DIE each year form fucking themselves. Wow, I always though someone saying "go fuck yourself" was a good suggestion ;)

AH! I can't take it anymore!

There's so much going on in my life right now it's pretty much impossible to document it all, but I'll do my best. I got my digital camera up and running (although I will probably not be able to keep it due to money problems) I took some pics




My life seems to be like Murphy’s Law right now, everything that could go wrong is. I know that is a defeatist attitude, but hey, what’re you gonna do?

I tied making some logos for this site, but that didn't work out, I can't download music, I'm having big money troubles, I can't decide on a domain name for two other sites I am working on and about million other things.


How do I plan on coping with all this you ask? A little thing called nutri-calm, a pill my Mother recommended that has valerian root, passion flower and some other stuff in it. I tried some last night, seems like pretty good stuff, but my mental functioning was not impaired, like with alcohol, so I'm going to take a larger dose tonight...

New sleep schedule

I have to get up early (1 pm ;) soon so I am doing this sleep schedule that I invented few months ago. I sleep as late into the night as possible and then go to sleep as late as possible, gradually going to bed later and later until I am finally in a normal sleep routine.

I was going to take some melatonin to reset my biological clock, but I got so turned around and was going to bed so late It didn't seem worth it.

Please arrest me!

"LONDON (Jan. 5) - Police have urged supermodel Kate Moss to return to Britain to answer questions after a newspaper showed pictures of her apparently snorting cocaine last year.

The grainy images in the Daily Mirror tabloid prompted several fashion houses to sever ties with the 31-year-old, although her career has begun to recover since she left a drug rehabilitation clinic in the United States in October.

"We would like to appeal for her to return, see us, and tell us her side of the story," said London police Assistant Commissioner Tarique Ghaffur.

"For everybody's sake, and for her to move on, the sooner she speaks to us the better," he said in a statement on Thursday, adding that the mother-of-one would be dealt with "fairly and proportionately as would be the case with anybody else."

He said the net was closing in on other suspects in the case and that arrests were likely. A police spokeswoman added that none had been made so far.

Police do not intend to seek Moss' extradition from the United States, where media reports say she is planning to settle permanently with her three-year-old daughter Lila Grace.

"What we have done so far is conducted searches of the studios where the matter was filmed, in addition to obtaining the full digital recording of the incident which is currently being closely studied by the investigative team," Ghaffur added.

The pictures were taken in a London studio where Moss' then boyfriend, rock singer and self-confessed drug addict Pete Doherty, was recording. British newspapers have reported the couple has now split up.

POLICE TARGET "UPPER CLASS" USERS

The scandal in September prompted British fashion house Burberry and Swedish-based Hennes and Mauritz to cut ties with one of the most famous faces in fashion. France's Chanel also said they would not renew a contract with Moss when it expired.

Some fashion insiders criticized the labels, arguing that the use of illegal drugs like cocaine was already known to be widespread in the industry.

British police have made a point of targeting not only street dealers and users, but also what it calls "middle class and upper class drug users."

Moss, whose gaunt features ushered in the "heroin chic" fashion style of the 1990s, never confirmed cocaine allegations made against her, but issued a short statement after the scandal broke, apologizing to people she said she had let down.

Her London lawyers and modeling agency could not immediately be reached for comment on Thursday."




LOL, This story is a joke. While there at it why don't they ask osama bin laden to come to America and turn himself into police?

Miami Vice all, basement overflow

I saw Miami vice tonight, I was flipping through the channels and It popped up on "sleuth" apparently they have all sorts of those 80's crime shows like the Miami vice and the A-team.



My TV has a DVR (Digital video recorder) which enables you to pause live TV (cool stuff) So I pause it to go work put in a wash and I come back later, and it overflows, just my luck. The basement is covered in water; I haven't even cleaned it up yet. Also I got some fan mail today, cool stuff.

New Layout, new software...

I'm getting tired of this layout and am thinking of changing it maybe with either movabletype or wordpress, I still don't know which one to use. Does anyone know if either of them have a feature that will enable me to move all the posts from this site over to the new one? I still need to get my own server. If any one knows anything or can can give me some space on their server/hosting account, email me at me@acoolblog.com or leave a comment(if I decide to enable it)

High on juice and cookies

I ran out of milk tonight, which pissed me off because I love milk; it tastes good, is good for you and has lots of protein in it, good stuff. Anyway, so I had to drink juice instead, we had some apple juice, orange juice and this Tropicana "fruit punch" stuff. I had been wanting to try that, so I gave it a taste. WOW!, it tastes just like that artificial red juice that tastes really good for you but is bad for you, except it's not. It's 100& juice. Anyway I drank about two bottles and I felt really wired and euphoric, like I do on caffeine. Good stuff.



Edit: I came back today to finish this post because halfway through I got really dizzy and never finished it.

Heavy limbs..

My arms and legs feel really heavy, like it takes effort to lift them, especially my legs. I wonder if it's because I'm sitting at my desk 24/7 working on my websites and shit. I saw a Seinfeld episode once where George’s legs atrophy form not walking for a while; I hope that doesn’t happen to me ;) Also my balls hurt because I took my boxers off last night when I was sleeping because they were too tight and I was hot, and I have a big package :)

My name's Matt and I'm a workaholic...

It's strange, all my life I’ve hated working but now It's like even if I don’t want to work on something, I'm drawn to the computer like a magnet. It's an unstoppable force, and by "work" I mean my own work, as in my websites, not some dumbass in a traditional 9-5 job.

Happy New Year!!!

Don't drink too much, be safe and have fun. Here’s to a prosperous and happy new year! Cheers!