I have been wearing a certain football hat a friend gave me as a gift. Now everybody is commenting about it.
Seriously, WTF? I don't even follow that team.
Today someone almost knocked it off while commenting negatively about the said team, so I smashed his face in;
I don't take shit from nobody, Dogg ;)

It's just a hat, bitch!
Once a wolf shit right in front of me, they have big yellow eyes and look like large dogs. He just came up to me, and took a shit right in front of me. It was gross.