Saturday, April 15, 2006

I got the keys to the bank


I went downtown last night, was totally crunk, walked into shit and almost got hit by more than one car.

But I digress; I was walking through a bank parking lot. Something catches my eye; it's a set of keys directly below the banks front door lock.


Hmm, I think, should I take them? Leave them? Maybe I can get a reward from turning them into the bank? But maybe they would suspect I was somehow involved in it?

I was with some friends who had objections to me taking it, so ultimately I left it there. There was a camera pointed at the doorway, I don't think taking the keys would be illegal, but who knows?