Saturday night house party! YA!

Wicked cool party. I had a blast. Met a hot chick and got her AIM SN, we went up to my room and got drunk (I was already wasted). Jesus, she has a high alcohol tolerance. She drank about half a bottle of this crème' liqueur stuff, and seemed barely phased. Her SN isn’t appearing on my buddy list though, which worries me. She probably hasn’t signed on since then. Anyway I had a great time. Parties kick ass! One thing though is that she has a BF. She was like "just so you know, I have a boyfriend.” who is the brother of a friend of a friend. Now I have to devise some scheme to break them up, so I can ask her out. (No, I'm not being evil, word on the street is that he is really ugly and I don't think she likes him much) Oh, and did I mention I'm going back to school?

I'm a dreamer...

You are a dreamer- You know life can't get any

better (not like it as good) but you keep

searching for the one thing that will

complete you and make you happy, eben if you

no it doesn't exist you fight strong for what

u love.


What is your view on the world? (anime pics)
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I need a good host that will allow me to host multiple domains

If anyone knows one email me (me@acoolblog.com) Aplus and godaddy are out, they are fucked up and don't do that. Fuck 'em.

God this is frustrating. I'm getting some top ten Google search terms but it’s for my old domain, a cool blog is only forwarded to it and no content is associated with it until I get a host. So I wonder if I will lose that. I wish blogger responded to emails. If only,....I have a dream....

Sunflower seeds and AOL music with XM satellite radio

I got some sunflower seeds today, they kick ass. Although they are very salty.




I also discovered AOL radio with XM satellite radio that, also kicks ass. Apparently it's like listening to XM satellite radio for free.

What the hell "godaddy"

I just got of the phone with godaddy.com inquiring about hosting. I had heard some nasty things about there hosting, but I took them in (fairly) good faith. So I'm on the phone with them and they ask "what domain name do you plan on using with the hosting account" and of course I say "all of them" Then they tell me I can only use ONE domain name per hosting account. What the HELL!? What the hell kind of crazy fucked up company doesn’t allow their customers to due the seemingly normal thing of hosting multiple domains on one server?

I'm dreamy

I was bored today so I took this quiz and got this:

You sound like the perfect man for me! I'm sure I'd
fall madly in love with you as soon as I met
you!


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Isaac Hayes Hospitalized for Exhaustion

"MEMPHIS, Tenn. (Jan. 18) - Isaac Hayes was being treated at a Memphis hospital Tuesday for exhaustion, his longtime songwriting partner said.

"He's just overworked and had been in Atlantic City performing, the D.C. area performing, and in Tunica (Miss.) a couple of nights ago. He was just overworked," David Porter told The Commercial Appeal newspaper.

"He's doing much better," Porter added.

It was not immediately known which hospital the soul singer had checked into. Calls to his agents were not returned.

Hayes, 63, is best known for his 1971 No. 1 hit "Theme From Shaft," from the Richard Roundtree film. The soundtrack won the Oscar for best musical score.

More recently, he was the voice of the character Chef on the TV show "South Park."

During his time as a backup artist at Stax Records in Memphis, he established a songwriting partnership with Porter, and in the 1960s they wrote such hits for Sam and Dave as "Hold On, I'm Coming" and "Soul Man."


Jesus Christ, is this a joke? Hospitalized for exhaustion? You can be exhausted and get your immunity down, then catch something and be hospitalized for that (still pretty lame) but COME ON. This is just a lame publicity stunt.

Drunk thoughts in the clouds...

I did a little cleaning and wash today, and afterward I laid on my bed and listened to some music on my stereo, and had a little to drink. A though occurred to me. "Family guy" and to a lesser extend "American dad" are just rip offs of the Simpson’s. Think about it: the fat, alcoholic father, the bad, loser son, the nerdy, somewhat misunderstood daughter, and the seemingly loving, hardworking housewife. I never really cared for family guy’s low-brow humor anyway, but, stewy is awesome.

But that is the nature of TV and life, for every market there is a counter-market, and people will try and rip off something successful so that a little success rubs off on them.

Fyck that ISP

I just got off the phone with my ISP, where I have a site I'm developing hosted. Last time I called them they said that both there was no bandwidth limit (which I though was a little strange) and that I could get a domain name for it and hook it up.

After mouths of thinking and procrastination I finally bought one last night and tried to get it hooked up today. Now they tell me that there is a bandwidth limit and when I asked about hooking up my domain name I was told that they “don't do that". Beautiful.

Aim mail

I log into my aim account and what do I see? I have a message from Aim mail. I don't have a clue what that is and have never used it before (obviously it's mail!) So I try and log in, but I don't know my password. I have it on auto-login so I don't need to know. I can't retrieve it either because either my computer or aim.com is really fucked up because it’s just brings me to the same screen over and over again.

It was a nice day today so I went to the park and saw this massive pond all frozen over, it was reel pretty.

Auto-Erotic asphyxiation

From go ask alice...

"Dear Alice,

What is auto-erotic asphyxiation?



Dear Reader,

Inducing cerebral anoxia, a deficiency of oxygen in the brain, through self-applied suffocation methods while masturbating to orgasm is known as auto-erotic asphyxiation. Usually done by adolescent or young adult guys, it almost always remains a secret until they die accidentally.

The interference of blood supply to the brain brought on by auto-erotic asphyxiation can intensify sensations. That's because the lack of blood flow and oxygen can produce giddiness, lightheadedness, or exhilaration. It's also possible that the helplessness and self-endangerment inherent in the technique enhances the person's sexual gratification.

Of course, this same self-endangerment that may provide a thrill to the person carrying out auto-erotic asphyxiation also weakens one's self-control and judgment, possibly resulting in accidental death. It's estimated that between 500 and 1000 deaths occur annually in the United States from this dangerous type of masturbation."


Between 500-100 people DIE each year form fucking themselves. Wow, I always though someone saying "go fuck yourself" was a good suggestion ;)

AH! I can't take it anymore!

There's so much going on in my life right now it's pretty much impossible to document it all, but I'll do my best. I got my digital camera up and running (although I will probably not be able to keep it due to money problems) I took some pics




My life seems to be like Murphy’s Law right now, everything that could go wrong is. I know that is a defeatist attitude, but hey, what’re you gonna do?

I tied making some logos for this site, but that didn't work out, I can't download music, I'm having big money troubles, I can't decide on a domain name for two other sites I am working on and about million other things.


How do I plan on coping with all this you ask? A little thing called nutri-calm, a pill my Mother recommended that has valerian root, passion flower and some other stuff in it. I tried some last night, seems like pretty good stuff, but my mental functioning was not impaired, like with alcohol, so I'm going to take a larger dose tonight...

New sleep schedule

I have to get up early (1 pm ;) soon so I am doing this sleep schedule that I invented few months ago. I sleep as late into the night as possible and then go to sleep as late as possible, gradually going to bed later and later until I am finally in a normal sleep routine.

I was going to take some melatonin to reset my biological clock, but I got so turned around and was going to bed so late It didn't seem worth it.

Please arrest me!

"LONDON (Jan. 5) - Police have urged supermodel Kate Moss to return to Britain to answer questions after a newspaper showed pictures of her apparently snorting cocaine last year.

The grainy images in the Daily Mirror tabloid prompted several fashion houses to sever ties with the 31-year-old, although her career has begun to recover since she left a drug rehabilitation clinic in the United States in October.

"We would like to appeal for her to return, see us, and tell us her side of the story," said London police Assistant Commissioner Tarique Ghaffur.

"For everybody's sake, and for her to move on, the sooner she speaks to us the better," he said in a statement on Thursday, adding that the mother-of-one would be dealt with "fairly and proportionately as would be the case with anybody else."

He said the net was closing in on other suspects in the case and that arrests were likely. A police spokeswoman added that none had been made so far.

Police do not intend to seek Moss' extradition from the United States, where media reports say she is planning to settle permanently with her three-year-old daughter Lila Grace.

"What we have done so far is conducted searches of the studios where the matter was filmed, in addition to obtaining the full digital recording of the incident which is currently being closely studied by the investigative team," Ghaffur added.

The pictures were taken in a London studio where Moss' then boyfriend, rock singer and self-confessed drug addict Pete Doherty, was recording. British newspapers have reported the couple has now split up.

POLICE TARGET "UPPER CLASS" USERS

The scandal in September prompted British fashion house Burberry and Swedish-based Hennes and Mauritz to cut ties with one of the most famous faces in fashion. France's Chanel also said they would not renew a contract with Moss when it expired.

Some fashion insiders criticized the labels, arguing that the use of illegal drugs like cocaine was already known to be widespread in the industry.

British police have made a point of targeting not only street dealers and users, but also what it calls "middle class and upper class drug users."

Moss, whose gaunt features ushered in the "heroin chic" fashion style of the 1990s, never confirmed cocaine allegations made against her, but issued a short statement after the scandal broke, apologizing to people she said she had let down.

Her London lawyers and modeling agency could not immediately be reached for comment on Thursday."




LOL, This story is a joke. While there at it why don't they ask osama bin laden to come to America and turn himself into police?

Miami Vice all, basement overflow

I saw Miami vice tonight, I was flipping through the channels and It popped up on "sleuth" apparently they have all sorts of those 80's crime shows like the Miami vice and the A-team.



My TV has a DVR (Digital video recorder) which enables you to pause live TV (cool stuff) So I pause it to go work put in a wash and I come back later, and it overflows, just my luck. The basement is covered in water; I haven't even cleaned it up yet. Also I got some fan mail today, cool stuff.

New Layout, new software...

I'm getting tired of this layout and am thinking of changing it maybe with either movabletype or wordpress, I still don't know which one to use. Does anyone know if either of them have a feature that will enable me to move all the posts from this site over to the new one? I still need to get my own server. If any one knows anything or can can give me some space on their server/hosting account, email me at me@acoolblog.com or leave a comment(if I decide to enable it)

High on juice and cookies

I ran out of milk tonight, which pissed me off because I love milk; it tastes good, is good for you and has lots of protein in it, good stuff. Anyway, so I had to drink juice instead, we had some apple juice, orange juice and this Tropicana "fruit punch" stuff. I had been wanting to try that, so I gave it a taste. WOW!, it tastes just like that artificial red juice that tastes really good for you but is bad for you, except it's not. It's 100& juice. Anyway I drank about two bottles and I felt really wired and euphoric, like I do on caffeine. Good stuff.



Edit: I came back today to finish this post because halfway through I got really dizzy and never finished it.

Heavy limbs..

My arms and legs feel really heavy, like it takes effort to lift them, especially my legs. I wonder if it's because I'm sitting at my desk 24/7 working on my websites and shit. I saw a Seinfeld episode once where George’s legs atrophy form not walking for a while; I hope that doesn’t happen to me ;) Also my balls hurt because I took my boxers off last night when I was sleeping because they were too tight and I was hot, and I have a big package :)

My name's Matt and I'm a workaholic...

It's strange, all my life I’ve hated working but now It's like even if I don’t want to work on something, I'm drawn to the computer like a magnet. It's an unstoppable force, and by "work" I mean my own work, as in my websites, not some dumbass in a traditional 9-5 job.

Happy New Year!!!

Don't drink too much, be safe and have fun. Here’s to a prosperous and happy new year! Cheers!