Retainer

I got a retainer today. I think it sucks ass. I can barely swallow, I can't eat in it, and when I first put it on it was activating my gag reflex. At first when I put it on I couldn’t swallow either, but after a couple of hours I can swallow very small amounts of my saliva. Oh, yea I can't fucking talk in this thing. I sound like some kinda fuckin retard or something. It's embarrassing. My sister brought a friend over today and I had to take the thing out just to talk to her and not act like some kind of slobbering retard. I taught her how to play a couple of beats on the drums though.